When one wipes his/her butt after defecating, takes a peak at the toilet paper right after, and the streak or smudge resembles that of a brown crayon on white paper.
by RoryLOL July 1, 2009
Get the Brown Crayon mug.The act of taking a poop and not whiping enough after. In result, the inner lips of your ass cheeks burn uncontrolably due to friction between the two from walking.
After taking the biggest shit of his life time, Joe ran out of toilet paper in mid wipe. He's had a brown inferno for hours.
by Poopy Marley May 3, 2006
Get the brown inferno mug.Someone who sneaks into a residence in which the dweller lives by themself, then deficates in their toilet leaving no visable toilet paper and then does not flush.
Jessie got home to her apartment after a long day at work. She stepped into the bathroom to take a shower when she spotted the foreign monster in the toilet bowl... she knew then the brown ninja had struck again.
by dsackaroo January 23, 2013
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by the real mark Stevens November 1, 2008
Get the pumpernickle brown mug.A horrible, long, slimy turd that slips a little too easily out of your ass as if on it's own free will. Aka K-19 - The Widowmaker. A Kursk.
A brown eel just made a bid for freedom out of my shit pipe. It was as long as one of those Subway sandwiches.
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