Brandon

Brandon is the sexiest mofo ever. He randomly appears after ages and calls you a 'dyke' which is his way of saying he loves you. Brandon's are typically spotted on the outskirts of Ipswich, Grange Park or Surrey. Scrounging around the bins for a pork pie and a copy of some hentai magazine. Brandon is a cool guy.

Person 1: You know that Brandon?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: the kiddie toucher
Person 2: Oh yeaaaaaa Brandon

by Bigdaddyjade March 24, 2024

Brandon

The greatest thing to ever happen to someone. Does whatever they can to make someone happy. Is always in the mood to help others and help bring someone up. They have beautiful eyes and a wonderful smile. Someone that you can be thankful for and always rely on. They are kind of a nerd, but it is what makes them so special. They are extremely smart but can be passive when upset. No matter how upset they get you can never stay upset at them cause they are so perfect.

Brandon is the love of my life.

by IloveB November 23, 2021

Chuck a Brandon

To go into a hissy fit or stop working correctly, usely performed by computers or iPads, it began in Europe with a woman named Grace Cinnel, who's ex, Brandon Smith, was extremely bad with iPads and repeatedly made them crash, so she adopted the phrase, Don't chuck a Brandon.

Person 1 - "I just started downloading My Little Pony!"
iPad - "I'm afraid I can't let you do that..."
Person 2 - "Oh God! It's gonna chuck a Brandon!"

by Tastytqsty May 9, 2014

brandon

a very irritating and troublesome kid who has no life and constantly annoys his friends, often disliked by many people.

"stop being such a brandon"

by peepee1392 June 12, 2019

brandon vicknair

A guy with a lot of money and a 7 inch dick. He also knows how to treat women right.

That guy really is a Brandon vicknair

by Dictionary 122233 September 5, 2022

Let's go brandon

This word was originally used by a woman who thought the crowd was cheering "let's go brandon"

The crowd was actually cheering 'fuck Joe Biden'

Hence is used by people generally republicans and conservtives to basically say 'fuck Joe Biden'

What do you think of Biden?

Let's go brandon

by Moose in Canada December 7, 2022

Brandon

Brandon is the realist nigga you’ll ever meet he’ll rearrange you’re bitch guts ,with his big dick , Brandon’s are fucking icons

“Brandon” took me from my nigga yesterday

by Big duck monster November 21, 2021