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To violently attack someone with very dangerous and extremely powerful blasts of magical pink light until your target sees the validity of your viewpoint.
"If you won't stand down, I'll have to befriend you!" "Oh god, please, don't befriend me!" "Brace yourself; You're about to be befriended!"
Befriend by Bearorcat February 4, 2010

boy friend 

Someone that you love to hang out with and someone who you think you need. A guy who you come to depend on but someone that you always have at least one secret from, a wary feeling is always there. Is he for real? Is he gonna hurt me? Am I with the right guy?
N* I think you lied to me. Did you? I love you anyway. A* would never lie to me, maybe I'm meant to be with him.
boy friend by Maddy March 28, 2005

boyfriends WEBTOON 

the worst piece of media to ever be created, created by a racist pro shipper who fetishizes gay relationships. featuring an emo boy whose been smoking since he was 8 (who's supposed to be goth.. and asexual which you would never guess going by how sexualized he is). a pro shipper who looks like he's 5 but he's supposed to be as old as everyone else. the most whiney complaining boy who is apparently an alcoholic??. and a big buff guy who has huge man tiddies.
person a: man I love the boyfriends WEBTOON
person b: dude what the hell is wrong with you.

buyfriend 

A boyfriend (usually older and well-off) whose only or main attraction is the fact that he buys the girl everything. A sugar daddy.

Usually an older, well off gentleman who attracts a younger, beautiful woman by lavishing her with gifts and other forms of support in exchange for sex and companionship.

A woman who has a buyfriend is commonly called a gold digger.
That girl doesn't want a boyfriend, she wants a buyfriend who will support her!
buyfriend by Rongo! October 5, 2009
Abbreviation for friend with benefits. Someone who you can hook up with, have sex with, etc. with out the attachment of a relationship. Someone who is there for you to make out with whenever desired.
"I saw you go upstairs with him last night, you hooked up with him didn't you?"

"Yeah, but that's it."

"Are you two dating or not?"

"No, we're just benfriends."
Benfriend by cdxcore January 10, 2009

boyfwiend 

a guy friend who's not exactly a boyfriend. but lives a life with a girl whom he treats as his everything.
"He hasn't asked me yet, but he treats me like a boyfriend. i guess that makes him a boyfwiend."