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that blows dead bears

when something sucks so far beyond normal. after all, what could suck worse than blowing a dead bear? Not much. Used in Western Canada and parts of Ontario.
"Heard you got busted at the border for pot. that really blows dead bears,eh?"
by Jamie Packham March 7, 2005
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blow job queen

1. A girl or woman who enjoys taking the male sexual organ into her mouth and stimulating it until her partner achieves orgasm.

2. A slut who is addicted to giving head.
"Poor Lateesha. She blow her diet again." Giggles

"Howdat?"

"You know that girl. Always full o' splooge."

"Dat ho da blow job queen o' da block!"
by Tummy AuGratin April 8, 2006
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pornstar blow job

when a guy is getting head from a girl, or guy, the girl or guy sucks the guys dick in a realy dirty way, sucking the ball sack, licking the dick and giving deep throat, then lets the guy cum alover his/her face, the guy normaly gets aroused and blows his load easily and quikly, guys use their phones to video these kinds of blow jobs to show off to their friends. these are normally performed after a night out when both people are feeling realy horny and the guy/girl doing the sucking feels like a dirty cockwhore who just wants dick.
yo last nite i got a pornstar blow job.
by big bad boy May 28, 2006
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shomi and blow me

The ghetto Netflix and chill, especially for Rogers subscribers who have the Shomi bundle.
"Hey girl, Rogers hooked me up, come over for Shomi and Blow me" shomi savage netflix netflixandchill chill ghetto sexy
by FromDesWithLove September 21, 2016
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Blunt N' Blow

When a guy smokes a blunt and halfway through the blunt a girl blows him. It is one of the best things any man can experience. Women can also receive a version of this. It is traditional on birthdays and holidays as gifts, and if the girl supplies the blunt it makes it even more special.
Aww man ma chick is so cool, she gave me a Blunt N' Blow
by Funtimeswithgirls August 25, 2010
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that blows dogs for quarters

something that is really bad, inconvienient, or troubling
You-"yo my weed dealer isnt around!"
friends response- "Man that blows dogs for quarters"
by The Hyper Green Lantern December 26, 2006
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self blow job

Masturbation, but with own mouth instead of hands.
i need to have a organsm so ill do a self blow job.
by boobieeiei May 17, 2006
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