Floating around like a fart in a bottle

Having absolutely no purpose or use.

I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.

by Annatommy September 15, 2022

Flip your car around

This saying is used towards people who out of the blue start acting weird or oppositely of how they usually act. “Flip you car around” means “you better stop acting this way, Idk what changed your personality” also meaning to tell someone to change their attitude

Josh:hey bro
Brody: don’t talk to me
Josh: damn, flip your car around

by Coloradotoohio May 30, 2018

weston reach around

when two men are haveing sex the one in front take the dildo and shoves it in the other guys ass.

weston reach around when you fuck marty

by ;lkj September 19, 2007

If you spend enough time around Christianity

You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.

Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

Rub around the bush

A ritual in which two genitally hairy men circle their penises around one another.

Hey Chad, wanna Rub around the bush?

by Sexually Attractive Big Mac January 21, 2021

Sliding Around

To use technology to pass time. Could be mechanical or digital. But it doesn't make a difference as long as the switch is from one task to another.

-"I was Sliding around on the net, when I decided to play a game instead"
- "We were playing on the Oculus, when we decided to slide around to some RC cars"

by GageMP5 June 4, 2024

National grab the best ass around you day

When it's 3rd september you should grab the best ass you know.

"Oh it's national grab the best ass around you day and Monica has best ass i've ever seen. Today i can grab that ass."

by Msggsishsvsv September 2, 2021