Originates from the movie "Midnight Cowboy", when Dustin Hoffman yells "I'm walking here!" at a cab driver who jumps the lights.
by h87z July 24, 2023
A walking car crash usually applies to people who are just a complete mess but try to advise other people how to live their lives. These people are unaware that they're like this but for others around them or who know them it's like watching a car crash only it's a human. Yes Seán, of course it could be said 'human car crash' would be more fitting but 'walking car crash' SOUNDS BETTER TO ME, OK!?
"He said I should try this new medication."
"Sure he's a WALKING CAR CRASH why would you take advice from him??"
"Sure he's a WALKING CAR CRASH why would you take advice from him??"
by dats wight wabbit July 13, 2022
The art of increasing or decreasing the rate of one's walk in the office or parking lot so as to avoid inane conversation about the weather with fellow associates.
by Shane Harris August 24, 2005
"yo, i meet this girl at the park" says jimmy
"did you walking taco her?!?!" says ronald
"no man, she wasn't that type of girl" says jimmy
"What the fuck!, any girl is the type for the walking taco."says ronald
"did you walking taco her?!?!" says ronald
"no man, she wasn't that type of girl" says jimmy
"What the fuck!, any girl is the type for the walking taco."says ronald
by big nappy ho3 October 11, 2010
"Chris' sister is a real walking sperm bank. I'm gonna call her and see if I can make a deposit. I wonder if there's a penalty for early withdrawals."
by Johnny Christmas November 30, 2003
When a college student walks right in front of a car because, hey, on campus students have the absolute right of way.
Boy: Sorry it took me so long to get here, I was driving and everyone kept Stony Brook walking in front of me.
Girl: Ugh, I hate Stony Brook walkers.
Girl: Ugh, I hate Stony Brook walkers.
by whatsernamex21 September 24, 2010
by TizzyTism October 27, 2017