A man born in the early to mid 90s whose primary source of information is semi-comic youtube videos. They are usually sceptical of new forms of social media and consume content that reaffirms their existing beliefs.
At social gatherings Youtube Blokes can be found sharing their favourite videos with others. Although the reason for this behaviour is uncertain it has been theorised to be a sign of affection.
At social gatherings Youtube Blokes can be found sharing their favourite videos with others. Although the reason for this behaviour is uncertain it has been theorised to be a sign of affection.
Max spent three hours this morning watching old fail army videos. He's become such a youtube bloke since we graduated.
by Leonard Kelly January 10, 2024
A play on Director's Cut, it's whenever YouTubers get a hold of a clip and mess with it. Often times the best version of many sports, political and everyday moments.
I can't wait for the YouTube Cut versions of Trump's inaugural speech, but I think I'll pass on watching the original.
by bean, trivia queen November 10, 2016
the act of fapping, aka masterbaiting, it can be either gender, and any situation.
in some way its abled to be used as to say you had a orgasm, doesnt always have to be you your self fapping it can be sex, or even seeing someone else fap
when someone is fapping or having sex, they are changing there youtube settings, once they have a ograsm they have changed there youtube settings
in some way its abled to be used as to say you had a orgasm, doesnt always have to be you your self fapping it can be sex, or even seeing someone else fap
when someone is fapping or having sex, they are changing there youtube settings, once they have a ograsm they have changed there youtube settings
Ammunition for 3d youtube firearm 1,2,3
Gunpowder, also known as black powder, is a mixture of three main ingredients: potassium nitrate (also known as saltpeter), charcoal, and sulfur. The ingredients are mixed together in specific proportions and then ground into a fine powder.
The traditional formula for gunpowder is 75% saltpeter, 15% charcoal, and 10% sulfur by weight. However, the proportions can vary depending on the desired properties of the powder.
To mix the ingredients, they are typically pulverized separately and then combined in a mixing bowl or mortar and pestle. The mixture is then ground and blended thoroughly until it forms a homogenous powder.
It is important to note that creating gunpowder can be dangerous and requires specialized knowledge, equipment, and permits. It is not recommended for individuals without proper training and experience to attempt to make their own gunpowder.
Gunpowder, also known as black powder, is a mixture of three main ingredients: potassium nitrate (also known as saltpeter), charcoal, and sulfur. The ingredients are mixed together in specific proportions and then ground into a fine powder.
The traditional formula for gunpowder is 75% saltpeter, 15% charcoal, and 10% sulfur by weight. However, the proportions can vary depending on the desired properties of the powder.
To mix the ingredients, they are typically pulverized separately and then combined in a mixing bowl or mortar and pestle. The mixture is then ground and blended thoroughly until it forms a homogenous powder.
It is important to note that creating gunpowder can be dangerous and requires specialized knowledge, equipment, and permits. It is not recommended for individuals without proper training and experience to attempt to make their own gunpowder.
by Cody5050 May 22, 2023
by ChinaGei July 03, 2020
"YouTube news" is another way of saying "old news" or "I already heard about it". If someone tells you something that you have already heard about, you can respond by saying "YouTube news".
This phrase communicates that, like news that spreads throughout the universe very quickly via YouTube, you have already heard about it. It takes 5 minutes for new news to mature into YouTube news (aka old news).
Thanks to YouTube (and texting), news gets old really fast. YouTube news is new news that is already old. However, YouTube news does not have to refer to things that are ACTUALLY on YouTube. "You Tube news" usually refers to things that only matter to you, your personal friends, and the fake friends you have on facebook.
HOW TO USE THE PHRASE:
You usually just say, "YouTube news" without any other words accompanying the phrase. The words "YouTube news" explain exactly what you mean all by themselves.
If it has been 5 minutes since an event, there is a 99.9% chance that EVERYONE who could possibly give a shit about it already knows every damn detail (thanks to texting). Consequentially, the phrase "It's been 5 minutes" can be used in conjunction with the phrase "YouTube news".
This phrase communicates that, like news that spreads throughout the universe very quickly via YouTube, you have already heard about it. It takes 5 minutes for new news to mature into YouTube news (aka old news).
Thanks to YouTube (and texting), news gets old really fast. YouTube news is new news that is already old. However, YouTube news does not have to refer to things that are ACTUALLY on YouTube. "You Tube news" usually refers to things that only matter to you, your personal friends, and the fake friends you have on facebook.
HOW TO USE THE PHRASE:
You usually just say, "YouTube news" without any other words accompanying the phrase. The words "YouTube news" explain exactly what you mean all by themselves.
If it has been 5 minutes since an event, there is a 99.9% chance that EVERYONE who could possibly give a shit about it already knows every damn detail (thanks to texting). Consequentially, the phrase "It's been 5 minutes" can be used in conjunction with the phrase "YouTube news".
EXAMPLE 1:
MARY: Guess what! Johnny and I got engaged!
BILLY: YouTube news.
MARY: But he only proposed 5 minutes ago.
BILLY: Yeah, I know.
EXAMPLE 2:
JILL: You're never going to believe this: Heather's car broke down in the middle of the Siberian tundra and she almost froze to death.
BOBBY: YouTube news. It's been 5 minutes.
EXAMPLE 3:
MARK: Dude, I spilled my coffee on an old lady and she burned to death.
JOHN: It's been 5 minutes. Already heard about it.
MARK: Damn YouTube news.
EXAMPLE 4:
OSCAR: Hey man, you're never going to believe this! I got a call from... oh yeah, it's been 5 minutes. You already know about it.
JACK: Yeah, YouTube news.
MARY: Guess what! Johnny and I got engaged!
BILLY: YouTube news.
MARY: But he only proposed 5 minutes ago.
BILLY: Yeah, I know.
EXAMPLE 2:
JILL: You're never going to believe this: Heather's car broke down in the middle of the Siberian tundra and she almost froze to death.
BOBBY: YouTube news. It's been 5 minutes.
EXAMPLE 3:
MARK: Dude, I spilled my coffee on an old lady and she burned to death.
JOHN: It's been 5 minutes. Already heard about it.
MARK: Damn YouTube news.
EXAMPLE 4:
OSCAR: Hey man, you're never going to believe this! I got a call from... oh yeah, it's been 5 minutes. You already know about it.
JACK: Yeah, YouTube news.
by jackette55 July 23, 2011