Top Job

When at a big party remove the lid to the toilet's resivoir and take a dump in it or a wizz. When the toilet gets flushed pee or shitty water will just fill up the toilet bowl again.
"This dude we know was a jerk, so at a party at his house I gave him a top job"
by prof z March 03, 2008
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turban top

A Muslim of the Islamic faith who wears a large turban on the head. Also refers to anyone who decides to wear a turban on their head.
Hey turban top! What's under the turban? Take off the turban!!
by the candace! January 14, 2005
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muffin top

when a ho wears dem jeans that be too tight, pushin up her love handles, creating a muffin top
if queen latifa wore beyonce's jeans, she'd have a muffin top
by G. Mill March 20, 2006
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Topping it off

Topping it off refers to engagement in the act of sexual intercourse immediately after a woman has completed childbirth.
Where's Zach?

His baby mama just popped another one out and now he's in there topping it off.

Oh, you gotta!
by Hadu August 28, 2018
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lap-topping

This is the act of using your laptop for whatever purpose.
He is busy, still lap-topping.
Lap-topping is not permitted in this area.
by james8warlock July 21, 2011
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Flavor Top

When a stripper or whore takes your beer bottle, inserts the top of it into her vagina, then returns it to you for newly flavored consumption.
While Alex was in the bathroom doing blow, we had that nasty crack-whore stripper give his beer a Flavor Top.
by Oksana Baul October 10, 2008
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Meatloaf Top

When a girl wears tight jeans and a short shirt so her flab spills out over her jeans. This is a subset of a Muffin Top, but if there is a lot of texture on the spillout (e.g. cottage cheese or stretch marks) then it is a Meatloaf Top (i.e. it looks like the top of a meatloaf as it spills out over the pan).
Wow, do you see her Muffin Top?

Yikes, it looks like her midsection was in a war zone, that isn't a Muffin Top, that is a Meatloaf Top!
by Deepthoughts July 01, 2013
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