Has a massive cock the biggest u will ever see and he gets so many girls cause he is the sexiest person ever
by Lenggg boy November 24, 2021
by Lenggg boy November 24, 2021
by Bombybro June 02, 2019
Noah is not an intellect. He is probably the stupidest person you'll ever meet. He sucks at soccer and likes the piece of garbage that is Bayern Munich and supports Robert Lewandowski. Absolutely bonkers. Anyways. Noah is sort of a comedian. Most of the time, he makes people laugh, but only because those people must be bored out of their minds. Noah also is rich because he goes on a cruise each year. However, only lame kids go on a cruise. Last year, a girl named Emily went to space. He'll never be as cool as that Emily though. Noah also doesn't want to admit that he is gay and likes these 5 kids named Ayden, Carson, Zuriel, Trent, and Kevin. Overall he's an average dude, but kinda sucks.
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
Noah likes to be extremely annoying, and he can sometimes be a pain in the a** (sry for profanity) he doesn't realize that he likes Ayden M. and wishes to be with him, but the only good thing he does is make situations funny
by itsjesuschrist569 April 11, 2019
A Noah is a homophobic, very pro-life, over religious person who even when proven wrong, says they're right.
He's a Noah, that's why.
by Cori0219 March 29, 2022
Noah is the most awful person you will ever meet, he is really annoying and unfunny. All his jokes are stolen, unfunny, and stupid. He is really really really ugly, I've seen toads better looking than him. He smells really bad, dog crap smells better than him. He seeks attention because he gets none at home. Noah is the worst person and he is a huge hypocrite, he can be sexist and sometimes racist and calls it "dark humor" Noah is a terrible person and deserves to be hated.
by The coolest 81 March 22, 2022