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Theo Johnson

massive alpha male with big willy and gets loads of puss and makes loads of money
Have you seen that theo johnson i would suck his cock so hard
by massivestud34 September 18, 2021
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Juicy Johnson

When "eating box" ( giving a woman head ) it is most times a very good technique to spell out letters with your tongue... famously so when In the act of munching box spelling out Juicy Johnson yields some of the best results...
"Henrey gave here the juicy Johnson last night... all I could hear was screaming"
by Artoiz February 6, 2022
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Garrison Johnson

Is the only black guy that is with the KKK loves to suck white cocks and loves asians
"Garrison Johnson is black?" "but he's with the kkk"
by Jeston-Litchell February 17, 2022
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Smelly Johnson

You steal something and it fucks you so bad that you get kicked out of your fire company
I can’t believe I got smelly Johnson’ed
by Chibs5 April 4, 2022
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Christopher Johnson

Christopher Johnson's tend to be shy individuals, but don't be fooled: when a Christopher Johnson emerges from his shell, it is like seeing the brightest, heart-warming rays of sunshine, on a rainy, cloud-besmirched day. His shyness acts as an obstacle in getting to know him, but don't give up. Once you know him, you'll discover that he's one of the most thoughtful, witty, intelligent people that you will ever encounter. Sometimes, when you're nattering away, to him, it may seem like he's not listening, but truth be told, he's always listening. Arguments and debates are his strong points (you can almost, never win.) He makes you smile, and laugh inadvertently- you don't even realise you're smiling, until he points it out with a magical, charming chuckle, in his voice. You feel like you could easily spend the rest of your life, in blissful contentment with him, even through the arguments, and the fights. In a nutshell, he's everything you've been looking for. They are also the most down right SEXY men you will every meet, they have tanned skin, hot abs, and last they have everything a girl with good taste for boys, would want...
Oh my f-ing god!! Did you see that Christopher Johnson!? He's soooo SEXY HOT! I could just go to be with him and fall in love with him a over again!
by Mason Ray Perkins October 21, 2017
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Johnson

Yo I heard she was begging for that sweet Johnson tip!
by Benthe_epicgamer May 8, 2022
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justin johnson

The best person you will ever meet especially on discord IM TELLING YOU THEY ARE THE BEST
by The Grim Reaper.. August 28, 2022
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