A magical johnson (slang for penis) that cures HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases. Also cures poverty by potentially granting women the chance to win 18 years of child support payments.
Nig 1: Yo nigga I heard Magic Johnson got clapped with HIV
Nig 2: Bet nigga he got dat magic johnson you feel me? He just rubs it a few times and biggie comes out and cures him of all diseases and sins.
Nig 1: Bet nigga! Ima see if I can get my hands on that shiiet. I got HIV and Ee-bolla!
Nig 2: Bet nigga he got dat magic johnson you feel me? He just rubs it a few times and biggie comes out and cures him of all diseases and sins.
Nig 1: Bet nigga! Ima see if I can get my hands on that shiiet. I got HIV and Ee-bolla!
by niggismallz December 28, 2023
A condom
by Lil circumcised November 25, 2019
any lenny face with "{ }" brackets
by klfgs77 August 04, 2020
A pejorative term used within the Percy Jackson and the Olympians fandom to describe the 2010 live-action film adaptation of The Lightning Thief, as well as its 2013 sequel, The Sea of Monsters. The term references the character Dionysus from the books, who is known to incorrectly refer to the franchise's titular character as "Peter Johnson."
by Leonidas Valdez September 22, 2023
The act of a fully-dressed man pulling his cock through the fly of his pants and barging into another room to attack another man.
"Tyler, what the hell took you guys so long to get here?"
"Bro, Kyle Storm Johnson'd me while I was getting dressed. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fight someone with their cock out?"
"Bro, Kyle Storm Johnson'd me while I was getting dressed. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fight someone with their cock out?"
by PapaCommish October 10, 2014
by lil toozy May 08, 2018
Usually a gay male, who hides his sexuality. Likes avocados and silver dildos. Eats dick, but only on weekends. He wishes to be a engineer when older.
Dad : Hey bud what you doing
Colin Johnson : Definitely not being gay dad.
Dad : Ok love you son
Colin Johnson : BYE!
Colin Johnson : Definitely not being gay dad.
Dad : Ok love you son
Colin Johnson : BYE!
by Ripmelife March 17, 2018