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Faker than your shoes

When some normal guy who is not rich enough to buy expensive shoes like Yeezys, is trying to act like a thug or gangster but is so fake that it is faker than his own shoes that he bought from a vietnamese fake designers' item seller in vietnam.

If a guy tries to rob you with a plastic knife and a gun with an orange cap while wearing the fakest shoes, you know he is faker than his shoes.

Being faker than his own shoes also applies if someone comes to your house with a knife and when you open the door, he is already holdin his knife at u instead of whipping it out in the middle of convo and tries to speak like a thug and says the n word even tho he is not black. These people normally put down their knife after a couple of seconds and do not put the knife near the throat because he is too pussy. To make somebody extremely faker than his own shoes, the person buys not one but TWO fake yeezys overseas during a holiday.
Haha you so fake, that you are faker than your shoes.
by C411VM May 7, 2018
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Snow shoeing

The act of cuming on your partners feet then making them walk home barefoot.
See that women over there, yeah she's snow shoeing it's the new walk of shame.
by Darkandsinful December 12, 2023
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Keep your shoes on

Don't give up yet. Stay ready. Something is about happen and you need to be ready for it.
Private Noobie: C'mon Sarge, the enemy hasn't shown in days. Can't we take a break?

Sergeant Hardass: Keep your shoes on, Noobie, don't let your guard down.
by LuridHope June 24, 2022
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Shoe-Bippidy-Doo

A term usually used to express exitement. Shoe-Bippidy-Doo was created in 1993 by a nerd who got so exited he crapped himself and litterally left the whole of his pants stained brown. He later started using this term on the internet, hoping it would get as popular as roflcopter or WTF BOOM, but it never did. Some people just think it is a rip-off of Shoe-Zippidy-Doo, but that is un-cirtain.
Some Random IrateGamer fan: OH SHI-

You: SHOE-BIPPIDY-DOO!
by Jack Hemming June 24, 2008
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Shoe F-O

The act in kicking a football off a tee, and your shoe flies off and flies in a similar direction as the foot ball.
(Sonny Bill steps up to the tee)
Dude 1: C'mon Sonny!
Dude 2: Wonderful kick!
Dude 3: I reckon he should get double the points because the shoe went through to.
Dude 4: Cool, a Shoe F-O
by Jack De October 8, 2008
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shoe

Someone who is more or less obliged to follow or do as another person (partner) does, i.e. like the shoes on someones feet.

Related to shoeing
e.g. 1: Since Bobby's girlfriend came to town he's been such a shoe.
by larvin June 15, 2008
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shoe-stringer

(offensive): a person in the United States who has an educational line of credit for college only, but survives on, as the name suggests, a shoe-string budget for the rest
if there is one too many a shoe-stringer in the united states, shouldn't colleges be charged with price gouging?
by Sexydimma December 27, 2017
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