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shit dick bitch

A person who stinks so bad that you just want to kill them.
Fish Smellin Ass Latasha- Watsup Sexy Can I Suck Yo Dick
Me- YOU SHIT DICK BITCH! (Yells Very Loudly) If You Don't Get The Fuck Away From Me
Fish Smellin Ass Latasha - (She tries to touch me)
Me - (I Kill Latasha With Some Soap And Deodorant Repeliant)
....😩😂
by Keivon Moesley January 16, 2018
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SHIT braids

Girl:my braids are on Fleek
Other girl:No Bitch them are shit Braids Df
by lul.baezin October 22, 2015
mugGet the SHIT braidsmug.

SHIT BALL CANNON

One of two definitions that will prove BULL SHIT is not appropriate for HOMO SAPIENS as either BALL SHIT or BOWL SHIT.

Take two plastic (MADE IN CHINA BALLS, big , purchased usually at your chain stores. SHOVE THE BALL in your ASSHOLE (preferably GO IN DRY as it will burn and hurt quite a bit as that is PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT but after letting the first BALL get lost as the second BALL will become easier naturally and slide right in.
Well I see your ANUS has adjusted as I heard this explosion and saw the results of your SHIT BALL CANNON as your ASSHOLE accepted that second BALL and the BALLS flew out about thirty feet second one and first one ten feet and left a TRAIL OF SHIT tracing the trajectory of the two BALLS , your SHIT BALL CANNON as ANAL ALAN'S ASSHOLE strikes again.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 5, 2021
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The Nazi Shit Perp

When the bathroom is occupied forcing you to take a fat mike wasowski shit in the neighbors toilet without wiping or flushing and leaving EPIC shit stains in the bowl of the toilet and wiping a picture of nazi shrek on the wall and exiting the house nude screaming fire in the hole
by ShReKsHiTz January 9, 2021
mugGet the The Nazi Shit Perpmug.

Shit YoYo

Having a turtle head pop out and suck it back up
I almost shit myself but thankfully I pulled off a shit yoyo.
by OdinSoundTV June 25, 2023
mugGet the Shit YoYomug.

Shit the bed

To get out of bed very early on a day where you would normally sleep in.
"You're up early! Did you shit the bed?"
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 7, 2022
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dar shit

A very dark and daring time to take a shit in a very inappropriate manner
She took that dar shit on the hood of the car while heyr BF was going 70 miles per hour down the highway
by Mikangel June 24, 2023
mugGet the dar shitmug.

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