emergency shit pinch

When you're at the fire hall droppin a dookie, and an emergency call lights up the bell, so you gotta pinch it off, turbo wipe, and run to the rig just as they're ready to head out.

FF "Sorry guys, I was mid push and had to make an emergency shit pinch."
CAPT "Did you wipe? Holy shit that stinks!"

by Northern Hammer July 4, 2023

Shit Dropper

Shit Dropper is an old 1950’s slang used to describe a VERY gay man who enjoys being penetrated in his rear end. So much so that his asshole is always gaping, dropping little turds like an elderly citizen unable to control their back door. Sometimes gay men would even walk into a bar wearing diapers to show that they are a Shit Dropper.

That guy is a real Shit Dropper, look at those diapers!

by Trump’s Dump May 21, 2024

Shit Baby

A baby born from an asshole, shit babies are called shit babies not because of this, but because they are the shit.

Zach is a Shit Baby! He literally is the shit, man.

by Ispeakthetruth69420 September 20, 2019

shitting bollocks

When someone is chatting so much shit and bollocks at the same time

He was so wrong and he knew it, shitting bollocks the whole time

by Carpetmuncher99 June 1, 2018

My Shit's in flux

Living in a state of change. An insight that the assumptions of life are subject to being wrong. The realization that upheaval could come at any moment.

How's it going? Umm, ok. Just ok? What's the matter? Eh. my shit's in flux. Oh, man, sorry...

by Mike Mermel September 7, 2016

Re-shit

When you go to shit, and complete said shit, but when you go to wipe you feel another shit that needs to come out so you re-shit.

"Dude, I had diarrhea so bad when I went to wipe i re-shitted all over my hand."

by Goochgremlin988 August 6, 2025

Ninja shits

When diarrhea or mexican food sneaks up on you at a random time.

Boss: "Why weren't you at work Bob?"
Bob: "Well I was at my daughters play then i got a case of ninja shits."

by Chupa Mi Verdga August 10, 2014