When Tom found out his friend Bill was nailing his girl, he solved the issue by opening up a can of whoop ass on Bill.
by EatingTacosRightNow April 13, 2016
Get the opening up a can of whoop ass mug.(imp) The glorious act of taking the shiny backplate of the universe's greatest bending unit up in the middle of your filthy jaws and drawing upon it on a bite-ry fashion. (Note: People with magnets or other weird appendages need not apply. Side effects may include awesome folk music. If you're a hot chick contact your Bender at 1-800-IMTHEGREATEST)
Yes, i said i was the greatest. You got a problem with that? I'LL KILL YOU!
Yes, i said i was the greatest. You got a problem with that? I'LL KILL YOU!
by bender@iloveBender.com March 3, 2017
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Get the Dumb ugly ass bitch day mug.To purposely tell someone what they want to hear but also giving yourself excuses and reassuring someone that what is happening is neither their or your fault.
Teacher 1: Jack told me that he can't take the test tomorrow because he has been really busy even though according to him he thought I did a great job explaining it to him. I think I'm gonna give him an extra week.
Teacher2: Oh please, he's just blowing smoke up your ass
Teacher2: Oh please, he's just blowing smoke up your ass
by thickjordanianbooty101 June 2, 2020
Get the Blowing smoke up your ass mug.When you literally shit fire out of your ass, causing a severe burning sensation. Usually after eating bad mexican or chinese food.
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