Open up a can of whoop-ass

What 'The Rock' does.

Rock:I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you

by anonymous N June 26, 2009

Well fuck me in the ass, right?

'Well fuck me in the ass, right?' is something you would use when something just isn't going swell.

Rach: my texting got turned off..

Fwing: hey, well fuck me in the ass, right?

by fwinggg brasss October 7, 2010

Fuck ass bob

A degenerate thing Americans say so they feel important and relevant.

This one time I said fuck ass bob out loud and this guy was like wow I think we should get married.

by Hanyan September 8, 2023

excuses are like asses

A comparison of excuses to asses.

"Excuses are like asses, full of shit"
OR
"Excuses are like asses, full of holes"

by R@ndomProf@nity May 22, 2004

Laughing my fucking ass off

Longer Version of LMFAO. Basically for twats who cant express proper emotion or use grammar, also a shitty band who produce utter crap typical of this time period

LMFAO's Party rock was such a great song, Laughing my fucking ass off

by lovelifeallday February 24, 2012

Slap ass day- October 16

On October 16 you have permission to slap anyone’s butt.

Kevin: Hi Mia *slaps her ass*
Mia: 😳 “why did you do that?”
Kevin: it’s slap ass day- October 16

by therealnews01 October 15, 2019

the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?

The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004