4 in the ass 1 mowing the grass

When a man is fingering his gf with 4 fingers in her ass and on the thumb a razor is taped on and he proceeds to shave your pubes while simultaneously fingering her asshole

Hey Bro! I heard you did 4 in the ass 1 mowing the grass with your girlfriend last night before eating her out! Awesome!

by tinytingle December 26, 2020

Open up a can of whoop-ass

What 'The Rock' does.

Rock:I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you

by anonymous N June 26, 2009

Well fuck me in the ass, right?

'Well fuck me in the ass, right?' is something you would use when something just isn't going swell.

Rach: my texting got turned off..

Fwing: hey, well fuck me in the ass, right?

by fwinggg brasss October 7, 2010

excuses are like asses

A comparison of excuses to asses.

"Excuses are like asses, full of shit"
OR
"Excuses are like asses, full of holes"

by R@ndomProf@nity May 22, 2004

Fuck ass bob

A degenerate thing Americans say so they feel important and relevant.

This one time I said fuck ass bob out loud and this guy was like wow I think we should get married.

by Hanyan September 8, 2023

Laughing my fucking ass off

Longer Version of LMFAO. Basically for twats who cant express proper emotion or use grammar, also a shitty band who produce utter crap typical of this time period

LMFAO's Party rock was such a great song, Laughing my fucking ass off

by lovelifeallday February 24, 2012

Slap ass day- October 16

On October 16 you have permission to slap anyone’s butt.

Kevin: Hi Mia *slaps her ass*
Mia: 😳 “why did you do that?”
Kevin: it’s slap ass day- October 16

by therealnews01 October 15, 2019