How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

did i asked

when a people says something then someone replys with "did i asked" or "did i ask"...

Human 1: i have a dog in my house
Human 2: did i asked
Human 1: no but i dont really care mother fucker

by Makayu February 7, 2022

You, I, We, They , Them Are Known As The "'The`~`Sunflower`~`Deed`~`'"

You, I, We, They , Them Are Known As The "'The`~`Sunflower`~`Deed`~`'"

You, I, We, They , Them Are Known As The "'The`~`Sunflower`~`Deed`~`'"

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

I don't give a fuck

A very vulgar/rude word of saying I don't care or I'm not interested or I'm not bothered

It can express hatred anger comtept or resilience

I don't give a fuck

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

i need it hard

a saying for when someone wants to have hard/rough sex

I need it hard, I’m a dead girl walkin’!

by sillyassbiiiitch November 29, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

Pannan i baren

when you fall asleep, especially in the bar

sven: oh no where is christina
torkel: Oh no she has pannan i baren and the clock is only 2 am:(

by Knarkulina May 30, 2022