i-Brator

the newest i-phone app. for giving pleasure on the go.

hmmmm i forgot my condom, what will i use..... the i-brator!

by instruments drôles October 11, 2009

blud i

An expression used after saying/hearing the most diabolical thing or as a filler word. Used to help soothe awkward situations. Also a very funny word.

Person 1: “Bro i just beat my shit for 30 mins to my long distance gf”
Person 2: “Blud i”
Person 1: “Blud i”

by kao November 12, 2023

I

Somedays I question whether I am nuts…
(Squirrel face)

It is you…
My heart is attached to you!!!!
A gawker I have been..
I stalker … yep that too…
I would like to add, friendly…
Notes left a time or two…
Your parking spot has changed now…
Overthinking I probably should do…
Don’t worry… I have already done 🤔

No matter the why…
No matter if it makes me cry…
You will always be my one guy!!!!

I love you!
And I am thankful I can love like this…
Even if I have to be silence ❤️❤️❤️❤️

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 August 17, 2024

i-Ready Diagnostic

The worst text in EXISTENCE. I would rather be in a 1-month COMA then do this fudging test. This is the test that makes students want to commit suicide.

“Hey teacher, I need to go to the bathroom real quick. *The teacher* NO! You have to do your i-Ready Diagnostic! *Student*: Commits suicide”

by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023

i hate life i hate myself i hate the world

SAME! the solution is to commit suicide! go do it!

every one says i hate life i hate myself i hate the world

by im going insane HELP May 14, 2024

When I Catch YOu Nigga sSLipping, I Will Murder Your Family

When I Catch YOu Nigga sSLipping, I Will Murder Your Family

When I Catch YOu Nigga sSLipping, I Will Murder Your Family

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025