Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass

To say: "Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass" is to provide high praise for something or someone. A harsh term, it is often used by men in the working trades. A star baseball player on a mediocre team could be said to "shine like a diamond in a goat's ass." Often, the phrase is used as a compliment for a really nice car or motorcycle. Ironically, it would not be appropriate to compliment a diamond ring or other jewelry with this phrase. (Body piercings excepted.)

1. That new chrome on your Harley-Davidson shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!
2. The ghost flames on your pickup truck make it shine like a diamond in a goat's ass.
3. Inappropriate usage: "Your engagement ring shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!" (That might get you bitch-slapped.)

by rook's Buddy May 23, 2010

National Grab Ass Day

whether you like it or not , on April 13 your ass can get grabbed

omg! It’s national grab ass day ! I can’t wait :)

by alliwannadooooooo May 25, 2018

lame ass goofy bitch boy

A Nigga who brags about how cool he used to be, a nigga who rather have bitches instead of money

Me: You Trynna Hit This Lick Real Quick
This Nigga: Nah Man, You See Dem Hoes Right There My Nigga
Me: Man, You A Lame Ass Goofy Bitch Boy

by Keivon Moesley July 8, 2017

big ol' brown ass titties

brown-skinned, ghetto-living, chicken-eating, watermelon-loving (watermelon aka "Nigger Apple"), female with large, saucer-nipple breasts, vis-a-vie Kottonmouth Kings

Dropping my new biznatch's halter in the back of my brugandy six-four, I saw she had some fine-ass, big ol' brown ass titties!

by pfc. Snowball December 18, 2008

stanky booty ass lil boy

usually an african american child still wearing depends, who has recently shitted himself and hasnt told anyone and continues to play until noticed by his mother or auntie or older sister.

COME HERE....DID YOU SHIT YOURSELF?, **sniffs**, YOU DID!, GO BRING ME A DIAPER YOU STANKY BOOTY ASS LIL BOY!

by defiante August 27, 2009

Ass is Grass and i'm gonna mow it

a quote from Bob's burgers that Tina says. When someone's about to get beaten

Wow. She messed up so now her ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it

by bobsburger January 1, 2017

More ass than a toilet seat

Implying that this "pimp" get's more action than you could ever imagine. Often used by poseurs, and white people that can't rap.* Perfect comeback- You get as much ass as a urinal. Snap.

*Just kidding.

<Idiot> Your gay.
<Not an idiot> You've probably never even made out with anyone.
<Idiot> You kiddin'? I get more ass than a toilet seat.
<Not an idiot> Yeah, right. You get as much ass as a urinal.
<Idiot> Your gay.

by Sw0rdPh1sh September 11, 2006