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Suk My Shead

A saying used when someone is being a complete fagggot, and he needs to go back to the 90's. Meaning (Suck my cornerback for the Seattle Seahawks)
Noah Safian, suk my shead brah
by NOAHISGAY June 1, 2014
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lego my ego

To pour hot lego plastic/wax down the urethra. Normally used in BDSM practices.
"You wanna do some lego my ego later, my nephew just got a set and has some extras!"
by YourFavoriteSock! January 3, 2020
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derk my shmerk

A phrase used by the YouTuber Togi which means suicide
Damn, hopping on Tren is making me wanna derk my shmerk!

Just rinsed 500 dollars on plinko balls, pondering derking my shmerk now
by astro648 July 5, 2024
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My Carly

DUMB ASS BITCH! most annoying person on the planet. She is smart and has a loud voice. But is very SCARY AND HAS A BIG BUTT. And if you meet her all she will talk about is this stupid three humped camel. Also obsessed with a guy name jack. She also looks like a mushroom sometimes.
My Carly can twerk like Daniel Cohn WHAT A GIRL
by Dancers November 20, 2019
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Yoinking my Schploink

The wacky way to describe jerking your meat.
Fred: Why didn't you come with us to the party?
Bob: I was too busy yoinking my schploink.
by Skipdawg3000 July 8, 2023
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