Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day

Celebrated on February 15th, the day after Valentine's Day. This one is simple. Ladies, you have to shut the fuck up and give your man a steak and a blowjob. That is all.

Jack: I got my girl chocolates and roses for Valentine's Day, so we sure as hell be celebrating Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day tomorrow.

by rawwrrandi April 7, 2012

Two Thumbs Up Charlie Brown

When someone puts two thumbs up someones anus along with their penis and preforms anal sex.

You better shut up or i'll give you a Two Thumbs Up Charlie Brown

by Constable Headshot January 17, 2008

where all thots and hos meet up to hook up. also known as their homeland.... thotlandia

Noun

Hey bro.. you ready to go downtown to thotlandia; where all the thots where all thots and hos meet up to hook up. also known as their homeland.... thotlandia

by pooping_quacker oat May 30, 2018

More Fucked up than Jerry's kids

The adjective that describes someone who has achieved the most coveted form of intoxication. It refers to the disabled/mentally challanged children that recieve the money raised by the telethon conducted by Jerry Lewis. Although your fellow friend is not reciving money through a telethon, they display many of the same characteristics of a retard (drooling, unintelligable language, uncooth gestures, pulling pants to the ankles to piss)

Dude - look at this shit! Your boy passed out on the shitter while wiping his ass, and now the muthafucker is crashed out on the floor of a bathroom stall with ass paper hanging out of his corn-hole. Your boy is more fucked up than Jerry's Kids!

by Hung way LOW April 26, 2006

Ain't worth the powder to blow them up with!

Gun powder is cheap and thieves, and the like aren't worth wasting the cheap gunpowder!!

like those types of people aren't worth the energy or time it would take to waste the powder "Ain't worth the powder to blow them up with!"

by staggerlee August 4, 2009

National Beat up a White Kid Day

On May 30 any kid can beat up a white kid no matter what.

I beat up Kevin on National Beat up a White Kid Day

by Squiggly20850 May 9, 2019

throw up a little bit in my mouth

A situation that is so sickening or disgusting, it actually makes you nauseous.

The 'sexual chemistry' between Melissa and Joe Gorga in "The real housewives of New Jersey" is so fake, it makes me want to "throw up a little bit in my mouth".

by natasha83 November 13, 2013