National cut a mans dick off

April 25th when its legal to cut any mans dick off that was bad to you

Victim:Do you know what day is it?
(Male)r@pist:No what?
Victim:Its national cut a mans dick off
R@pist:What??
Victim:*cuts his dick off*

by kambadassihm March 21, 2021

higher than a ten dick dog

A level of highness reached while on methanphetamine where you feel higher than you have ever been before. You feel invincible, and able to take over the world and are probably trying to accomplish 3-4 unrelated tasks at the same time. Spun geetered gacked

Last night I was "higher than a ten dick dog", I was trying to right a speech for homework, rewire the microwave, mop the floor, and cook dinner. It was a long night.

by ChildOfTheKoRn July 18, 2018

tripping over each others' dicks

Two people getting into each other's way.

During the riot, the cops were too busy tripping over each others' dicks to break up the mob.

by WLB August 23, 2007

National Grab A Guys Dick Day

Girls grab guys dicks!!!!!!

Go and grab his dick without a reason taken or not it's national grab a guys dick day!!!

by Trendy National days May 25, 2018

Light Socket Dick

When a male or Shemale inserts there dick into a working light socket.

Todd: "Haha Raza, you gott be Light Socket Dick this time!!!"
Raza: "Awwweh Buttlips"

by PoopKyle October 20, 2008

Suck my dick like a pacifier

An insult used mainly against friends and day one's when they say something that is factually incorrect and stupid. A catch phrase used mainly amongst high schoolers as a friendly way to say "shut up".

Connor shut up and suck my dick like a pacifier. Joe Johnson is the greatest basketball player of all time

by ScaryHours January 24, 2018

Dick sweat on my wrist yuh

when mourning over a loved one or significant other

Obama.. Skipper has died

"Dick sweat on my wrist YUH"

by Archbishop_TCO October 15, 2019