double shit

When you have to take another shit in the same bathroom break.

Person 1: What were you doing in there?
Person 2: I had a double shit.

Person 3: Damn

by cloudyysaturnn October 19, 2021

Dog Shit

The leftover grey, white, and black ashy residue left in the bottom of a pipe or bubbler from smoking marijuana.

Jimmy: "Hey man it's your turn."
Derrick: "Nah man, that's dog shit, let me pack another one."

by ThatGuyAlex October 20, 2021

chicken shit

Throwing eggs at somebody and getting chicken shit all over everything.

What's more chicken shit than egging a car or even a person?

by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021

shit

no..

Don’t you have anything better to do? Go outside and play instead of reading the dictionary bruh.. shit

by Ur moms cum🤪🤪 October 28, 2021

Shit up

To insert a cork into someone’s glutinous Maximus and then insert a second cork into the mouth.

“Shit up Darwin!” Said Eric
Eric Proceeds to forcefully insert cork into Darwin’s ass and mouth

Tears stream out of Darwin’s mouth, he quietly begs for mercy that shall not be granted

by Lilac Petal October 31, 2021

When Shit Breaks The Shovel

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
Person 1- Yeah man, we had to break up do to some things we could change.
Person 2- That sucks bro, sometimes the shit breaks the shovel.

by CountryBoyTex July 11, 2021

Shit

It means to love and to hate is just like “like momma once said life is like a box of chocolates”

Me:shit

by Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer July 12, 2021