river whale

Sub species of river roach, in the megawhore family. Just like a river roach, the river whale can be found floating on America's waterways in summertime, sleeping with anything with three legs. However, the river whale does not need an innertube or raft, as she is so morbidly obese as to act as her own buoy. May be found in bikini tops 4 sizes too small.

Datum, look at the water glistening off that river whale. Hope she doesn't run aground in the shallows!

by Midwest Transplant July 6, 2018

Lay them the whale shit

To tell it how it is. To lay down the rules.

It’s the first day of kindergarten so I had to tell my students how it is and lay them the whale shit.

by Carbonnegative March 17, 2024

The whale

Girl with more weights than a gym, always wants to get laid and loves noshing off guys

Always 1st at the BBQ line and drinks vodka and diet coke

"is that Hayley from school? She is The whale now"

"Yeah I heard Phill got drunk last night and she noshed him off"

by Nosher little August 15, 2022

whale

a big sea mammal

"Look! A whale!"

by s.dz January 29, 2017

Sperm Whale

An Obese promiscuous woman

I gave that Sperm Whale my Moby Dick

by The Old Man/Unkle Grandpa June 21, 2024

Whaling the bong

When the bong is just ash and you have to blow it out and it makes the bong look like a whale.

"Did you send the bong m8?" "Hate to say m8 but ended up whaling the bong, too packed"

by Fucknem8 September 22, 2018

Whale Shit

When you have a very big, diarrhea shit.

R{REDACTEDA}R whale shits on the rest of the stream

by Quick Raptor February 16, 2021