Florida State University 

FSU, is a very Prestigious College. The weird part is, F.S.U. means fuck shit up. How would you like it to go to fuck sh...uh, i mean FLorida State University.

John: Where you going to school these days Bob?

Bob: I'm going to Florida State University.

John: FSU?

Bob: Ya.

John:......

Florida State University by Steve-O11505 December 30, 2006

Arizona State University 

The shittiest University to ever exist, in every way, shape, and form...enough said.

Arizona State University sucks U of A's dick.

Arizona State University by ba85234 February 25, 2009

Temple University 

a school with no smoking signs everywhere that everyone ignores

You can't smoke here
What do you mean this is Temple University

Temple University by WHATSPOPIN2021 January 12, 2021

Northern Vermont University 

A sad attempt at trying to make two mediocre colleges in the middle of a frozen hellhole to seem like they’re a prestigious academic institution. RIP LSC & JSC.

I think Northern Vermont University has more skunks on campus than students.

Northern Vermont University by stickynutsubsidence November 4, 2018

Grand Canyon University 

The private school where snobby rich kids from Scottsdale and Paradise Valley go so they don't have to associate with common Phoenix folk.

"Why is there a fleet of Porsches in the west valley? Oh wait. They're going to Grand Canyon University."

Grand Canyon University by PhoenixTruckster April 20, 2019

Indiana University 

1. Noun- A school where students spend more time drinking than going to class. Regarded as the greatest party school that ever existed. Home of the Hoosiers, the most beloved sports team in the history of the world. Also home of The Little 500, the greatest party week in the country, where students stay up 7 days straight, don't go to class and collectivly drink more than most schools drink in a year. Known for their amazingly good looking females.

2. Adjective- Used to describe an amazing party where the girls are gorgeous, the alcohol flows like water and the good times roll.

1. I went to Indiana University and got shitfaced for 7 straight days,

2. This party was an Indiana University party

Indiana University by Mitch Daniels May 2, 2005

Duke University 

Amazing school with top notch sports, academics, research facilities, and overall quality of student body. Rivals and even beats some Ivy League schools in terms of rankings. Most difficult to gain admission to and most prestigious university in North Carolina. Is sometimes known as "the Stanford of the East".

Duke University - The Stanford of the East.

Duke University by CollegeReviewer January 23, 2020