Bread-Day

Anniversary of the day a person realizes they're/becomes communist, socialist, and/or anarchist.
Vlad: "Oh, shit... I realized it's just been a whole year since I became a communist."
Karl: "Hey, congrats... Happy Bread-Day, comrade!"
by comrade_dakota_ October 27, 2022
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Head on the Bread

A sexual and nasty game where a group of men jack off onto a piece of bread. The last one to cum has to eat the bread.
Jack played head on the bread last night and lost.
by Linda Destroy ISIS April 04, 2016
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fairy bread

fairy bread is a new insult used in the uk/ england. it is mainly used around london and areas around there.

it means “fat”. like, you eat so much fairy bread so you get fat from it.
person 1- “you stupid fairy bread”
person 2- “im not stupid or fat, your a fairy bread”
by pinkminion April 09, 2024
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Shredded bread

Shredded bread refers to pasta or noodles. Because the process of making its like bread! But they just shredded it to call it noodles or pasta !
I would like to have some shredded cheese with my shredded bread please!
by PEGU1NPIE April 10, 2022
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What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.
Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
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Bread Wizard

A term used to describe a very creepy person, often a pedo
I say a bread wizard near a kindergarten so I called the cops
by Willbot159 April 11, 2024
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Bread Wizard

A mentally challenged person that acts creepily around people younger than himself. Usually found near school area's although not closer than 500m away or cops usually get called.
We spotted a Bread Wizard near the kindergarten and called the police immediately.
by Willbot159 April 21, 2024
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