Humpback Whale

two really gay whales

"humpback whales are gay"

by BrokeBack Whale March 5, 2024

Lay them the whale shit

To tell it how it is. To lay down the rules.

It’s the first day of kindergarten so I had to tell my students how it is and lay them the whale shit.

by Carbonnegative March 17, 2024

Calling Whales

When someone has a prolonged and loud yawn. Like Dory calling for a whale in Finding Nemo.

I was so tired it sounded like I was calling whales when I yawned

or

Person 1: Did you hear how loud that guy was yawing over there?

Person 2: Yeah it was like he was calling whales.

by PoschSpice30 March 18, 2024

trumpbacked whale

A loud and obnoxious Trump loyalist who perpetuates his lies and rejects his criminal offenses.

Another trumpbacked whale is headed for prison.

by Tahobo March 23, 2024

Whaling

Laying naked on your bed after a hot shower letting the ceiling fan dry you off.

I told him to just come in, the door was open, I was whaling and I wasn’t quite dry yet.

by UnionSuitHero November 2, 2025

Blue Whale

When someone's "blowhole" is plugged with penis, the individual turns blue due to lack of oxygen and starts to thrash and punch (that is to say "wail") until they are dead. Often times this is done when one person using unethical/criminal hypnosis (aka hypnotism) hypnotizes a target that they otherwise would not be able to bed, or heavier set women. The air escaping the body after would have kind of a whale sound to it.

"We hypnotized this chick and we got her to organize and have a raffle to determine which one of us gets to blue whale her, her family's been invited and they're excited to attend because she's been isolating lately and they're really supportive of her and happy to see her doing something social."

by Cantbetruertryesay December 21, 2025

Sperm whale milk

Milk from a sperm whale, it tastes like heaven!! It also has an abbreviation which is spm.

Hey Johnny ill be right back off to get some sperm whale milk from the shop!

by oojorg June 22, 2021