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Whaling

The art of picking up fat bitching, (the whale) in a large car (like a Lincoln town car or similar ie a boat). Once the whale has been landed you harpoon it till your semen flood into its blow hole. However, unless you are Japanese please practice catch and release.
Me and the boys gassing up the old Lincoln and going whaling tonight.
by TenshiAkurei June 30, 2025
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Taming the whale

by Tom Mck March 13, 2008
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whale

Popular girl: HAHAHAHA SHES A WHALE
Victim: Your so mean!
by Enter Your Pseudonym Here September 30, 2021
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Pignika Coke Whale

The Pignika Coke Whale, scientifically known as 'Cokus Pignikus' is a remarkable obese marine mammal that inhabits the coken jungle in which it very often consumes the native coca plant leaves. The pignika coke whale is a massive creature, measuring up to 98 feet in circumference, its rotund body is reminiscent of a bloated barrel. Its age is a point of concern, standing at 42 whole years, it's considered ancient among its species.
Person 1: "What is that gigantic thing in the zoo???"
Person 2: "Oh, nothing alarming, that's just the pignika coke whale"
by Cupcakke'sPubicHair December 18, 2024
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Whales

a set of numbers, amounts, etc. used to measure or compare the level of something
Aye davo, pass us the whales so we can weigh theae drugs
by Arse eater November 24, 2023
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Whale

Yo bro, My meat ain’t for no whales
by Kapitän December 1, 2020
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