Penis Shy

Cannot take a piss with others around

Nick couldn’t use the urinal because he’s penis shy.

by LiamP69 August 26, 2022

Penis Head

a Penis Head is a bald person.

Hey, Penis Head! I’m walking here!

by Yesterday PS3D March 26, 2020

Camillo Penis

A Penis for a male named Camillo

Look at that fat Camillo Penis

by .-loll January 11, 2021

penis hand

when one touches their penis and scrotum with their hand and then wipes it on another's face

Brown Starr just gave Betsy penis hand.

by Walter Jenkins March 2, 2010

[penis swear]

Similar to a pinky swear, two people must have sex to prove that they are telling the truth. In effect; swearing on the penis.

"I would totally be the best you've had in the sack."
"penis swear?"

by Team J March 28, 2009

Ear penis

Synonym for wet willy; shoving your wet finger down someone’s ear

Tommy: “I don’t know why my manager got so pissed at me”
Ben: “Maybe because you gave him a big stinky ear penis”

by Mrinfectedtesticles March 5, 2020

Sand Penis

Not to be confused with sad penis a sand penis is a lump of sand that has made its way into the bottoms of a girls bathing suit, creating the illusion of a tiny little bob

Sally: Kate u have a sand penis
Kate: it’s bigger that ur man’z
Sally: *dies*

by Ihaveakiwi July 15, 2018