Computer Guy Mike

The computer guy at your company who is constantly horny, and generally clueless.

Girl, that Computer Guy Mike drunk texted me last night. What a fool!

by smooth888 February 7, 2015

Mike Wazowski Special

when you have sex with a bitch who has one eye, is shaped like a circle, and has green hair.

Person 1: Damn he just did a Mike Wazowski Special on Olivia.
Person 2: what a fucking loser she is so ugly.

by swagboyp October 20, 2021

Captain Mike the Sailor

A truly scallywag that will man the ship live nobody's business. Catch em on the poop deck in the all white G-Fazo's with that fat zyn pack in his mouth and a tooly on his waste. You can also catch him on shore sippin' reds and acting a fool

Captain Mike the Sailor has the dustiest G-Fazo's I've ever seen

by Mikeysling3 March 22, 2023

King Mike Luster

Tall Handsome Gemini Male

Super Drug for Sapiosexual females

Heterosexual Spiritual Kemetic Warrior

Last descendant of the Solomon Christ mind

Deep thinker wises man in the land

Young charismatic type of guy who conquers

Mr make that shit happen by any means

Rapper from Michigan by ways of Los Angeles

The Greatest conquer mentally in the land after the greatest warriors name was King Mike Luster

by Isaiah Campbell December 7, 2019

Mike D. Myers

Having the capability of breaking the the laws of physics, in everything you do, in the most ironic way possible.

Mike D. Myers--Playing mini golf, getting the ball stuck on a hill, without a flat top.

by Jose Andres Velveta the third December 9, 2012

Dirty mike and the boyz

When 4-8 homeless faggots get in the back of a Prius and analy rape each other.

Yo homie lets dirty mike and the boyz each other.

by 69punk May 16, 2016

Mike Tyson Punchout

When a girl fists your ass hole while sucking your dick.

"Dude last night i got a mike tyson punchout from this hoe, if is wasn't for my dick in the way she would have punched herself in the face"

by superb ninja June 28, 2009