jizz crotch

The foul, fisy odor resulting from a combination of jizz and sweat that forms around the crotch after poorly cleaning oneself following masturbation or unprotected sex.
Mike: Dude are you carrying tuna in your pocket?
Pete: No I just have mad jizz crotch.
by facepwn March 05, 2014
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jizz jet ski

When someone gets a mouthful of cum and blows it out like a jet
Skyler gave Carlton a supersize when he gave him a jizz jet ski
by Mcfluffin November 04, 2013
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lack jizz

Jack Liss. president of the US after Kobe dies.
Ben: jack, wanna bang?

Jack: i would, but I lack jizz!
by plotonis May 25, 2017
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Jizz Quiz

1. When you take a blind taste test at the Sperm Bank in order to identify your Male lover.

2. When you are extremely ready to take a test at school and you have so many facts in your head that you are turning blue from holding it in and you cannot wait to 'bust all over that quiz you stupid bitch.'

3. Something you ask your date if they want to come inside and study for.
Yuh, I asked Shorty if they wanna take my Jizz Quiz after we took a few xannies and that bitch done Aced the exam & even got that extra credit.
by herbertonic June 19, 2023
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Jizz-Tart

A Pop-Tart that has been jizzed on. Usually courtesy of a roommate or stranger. When considering eating a known Jizz-Tart, do be warned of the potential risks of STDs and/or deliciousness.
"My pal gave me a Pop-Tart for a snack. That jovial prankster didn't tell me it was a Jizz-Tart, and now I have herpes. What a card, right?"
by the_pieman December 03, 2020
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National Jizz Day

National Jizz Day is on June 5. Just jizz!
Woahhh it's June 5, you know what that means? It's National Jizz Day!
Sir, this is a Wendy's...
by Jizzday January 03, 2023
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jizz simp

A person who loves cum, like a cum slut only classier.
The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails, she is such a jizz simp...
by BluntK1ng August 16, 2021
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