fatty fatty four by four

A rhyme about someone who is 4ft tall and 4ft wide who is such a fatty they'll even eat their own shit.

Fatty fatty four by four,
Couldn't fit through the bathroom door.
So they shit on the floor,
Licked it up and said, "Can I have some more?"

by Professor cum bubbler March 20, 2023

Flag

Get the fatty fatty four by four mug.

Holding Four Fingers Up

Holding 4 fingers up means that you're a true sigma.

"Look! He's holding four fingers up! That means he's a true sigma." 🍷🗿

by A Far Nebula March 27, 2023

Flag

Get the Holding Four Fingers Up mug.

treaty four whore

A derogatory term for anyone that is treaty four and perceived as a whore or otherwise promiscuous person

(Oh I have to make a definition oh ok fine I geuss)
Guy 1: I was on a date last night but I don’t think I’ll go out with her again

Guy 2: why bro
Guy 1: as soon as I left she went in with another guy
Guy2: so she was a treaty four whore

by That pale native guy April 3, 2023

Flag

Get the treaty four whore mug.

Four is an open door

This is used in the Australian universities, where a full mark is a 7 and 4 is a pass. Refers to a bunch of huslters who never watched a single lecture, winged an exam during the exam block, and walked out feeling relieved. 4 is an open door was a commonly used meme on Stalkerspaces where Anna and Hans from Frozen sing "Love is an open door". Hans is the evil prince Anna decided to settle after the first time she ever met a man.

Hey man, how was the exam?
It was crazy!
Crazy?

YOU:
All my life has been a series of doors in my face
And then this one… just slammed into my face

FRIEND, spoken:
I was thinking the same thing—'cause like—

I’ve been studyin' my whole life to earn that degree
And maybe it’s the caffeine talkin’ or the stress of week three

YOU & FRIEND:
But with you—(but with you, I haven’t watched a single lecture)
We found the strength to wing

And it’s nothing like I’ve ever known before—

Four is an open door
Four is an open door (door)
Four is an open door
With you (with you), with you (with you)
Life could be so much more...

FRIEND:
I mean, it’s wild...

YOU, spoken:
What?

YOU & FRIEND:
You and I were just meant to cram!

FRIEND, spoken:
That’s what I was gonna say!

YOU:
I’ve never met someone—

YOU & FRIEND:
Who panics just like me

Attacks! Attack again!

YOU & FRIEND:
Our mental synchronization
Comes straight from sleep deprivation

You and I were just meant to scrape by!

Say goodbye (say goodbye)
To the comfort of our beds
We don’t need to sleep anymore

Four is an open door
Four is an open door (door)
Life can be so much more
With you (with you), with you (with you)
Four is an open doooooor...

FRIEND, spoken:
Can I say something crazy?
Let’s just slay the pass.

YOU, spoken:
Can I say something even crazier?
I already spent my savings on a retake.

by donteatfish April 8, 2025

Flag