When a man or wo(man) mostly man who have no teeth & wear big round glasses that ain't theirs, sticks his pinky finger up his nose while taking his other pinky finger and running it along the rim of his own butthole while sitting in the tub full of warm water & saying "no don't look I swear I'm jacking off. It's not what it looks like. I'm not NOT playing with my penis instead of my butt hole. Only counts if I get off ." then proceeds to shooting ass jizz into the water and man queefing (farting) at the same time. Once he or she is finished they most the time ask for a bowl of snow cream or a cream cheese danish to put over there body and say repeatedly 'I'm a sexy kitty kitty meowwwwwww' and whimper while shaking. He/she may have a very high ego and sleep with one hand in their pants or shorts cupping thier own penis. They have thought to have frosted tips and sausage toes from time to time. But even after all that they still fine af. Sadly they will never put out. You got better luck if your a porno then an actual human. Hell, maybe a video game will see more action then a real human would.
I can't believe i shá'QUAQEEQEE'KORRi-el-CARROLeringestered last night before my family showed up to take me to my 9th wedding.
by CreviceOfYouBumBum January 28, 2023
Get the shá'QUAQEEQEE'KORRi-el-CARROLeringesteredmug. A kid that has a crooked face with no features. He is your average bum that thinks he's good at basketball. That form though... the guy looks like my left testicle with all the hair in the world. usually related to an annoying Mexican of some sort. a retard that looks delirious. no sense of humour. the trash talker gets all the girls but has no drive because of his face
by toomlater2 September 4, 2022
Get the El-Masrymug. Le bee ele joussé is often a reference in the world of Pef. It's also used for people who have no hoes what so ever. People called Le bee ele joussé rarely go outside, they hate their parents and they lack in self discipline.
Hey look it's Le bee ele joussé i'm sure he's going to have a quick jerk in the bathroom.
Yesterday I saw Le bee ele joussé and he dyed is hair orange and smelt like shit.
Yesterday I saw Le bee ele joussé and he dyed is hair orange and smelt like shit.
by Rarques November 24, 2021
Get the Le bee ele joussémug. AMIR "EL TRAPANIRE" LUAY ALSO KNOWN AS HEFFAYE BORN AND RAISED IN PHILADELPHIA,PA FOUNDER OF FOR THE STREETZ & BOSSANAIRY
by More DEAL December 9, 2021
Get the EL TRAPANAIREmug. 
Me: "Dude why did you bring El Fupachabra over to my house"
Friend: "Who else is going to finish all the rancid food in the fridge?"
Me: "Good plan"
Friend: "Who else is going to finish all the rancid food in the fridge?"
Me: "Good plan"
by DWulf December 27, 2011
Get the El Fupachabramug. The goat, no questions asked. A top fella. Could steal yo girl if necessary. Don't mess with the top dog ever. Tony Soprano's best friend and best man at his wedding. Favelas born and bred (did live in shanghai's kung fu district and London briefly) but the favela of Rochina is where he loves. a.k.a tewys olasowys, member of Size Dont Mater FC.
by tewys1 May 9, 2022
Get the El Toas of the Wind and Starsmug.