Fuck A Donkey

To put something together without knowing what you are doing; slap together haphazardly.

I had to fuck a donkey through that report - I had no idea what to do!

by tattoodi December 15, 2012

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donkey conk

1.a big friggin nose
2.in the process of saying donkey cock you say conk. hahaha
3. either a large pussing pustule on your face,or a large extension of hair from you face.

1. damn that guy has crazy ass donkey conk
2. i saw this girl in the sauna and i got a donkey conk. i mean cock.hahaha
3.eeeewww you have the grossest donkey conk i've ever seen!or, you slag, shave that donkey conk on your face man!

by EliseAnja December 28, 2005

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Donkey Slap

A process where you begin with the arm at approximately floor level, swinging up in a full fast arc to the persons face, at the last moment balling the hand into a fist, impacting the face with the thumb side of the fist. the fist is instantly released, so that there is no visible explanation as to why the impact was so violent.

Tony got donkey slapped by his girlfriend for screwing around with her sister.

by karth95 May 22, 2008

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donkey brains

A person, usually a woman, who has the brains of a donkey

That poor girl is an idiot, she must have donkey brains

by realniggas337 January 1, 2017

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Donkey Punch

The non-sexual form of Donkey Punch. Getting in a fight and throwing an inhumanly hard right cross, giving the other individual serious or even permanent brain damage.

"Bro, I got in a fight with Robbie yesterday and Donkey Punched after he pushed me. Now I have a court date and a fucking medical bill.

by The Spicy Memer May 20, 2017

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