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Ninja Up

The act of solving any and all problems through the use of voilence and smoke bombs.
Stop crying, ninja up, and hit him or her in the neck with a throwing star."This sentence can be used for any situation."
by bmoten November 16, 2010
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Spider Ninja

The literal physical embodiment of "skill issues"
Friend 1: BROOO WHY IS THIS SO HARD?
Friend 2: Ok,Spider Ninja
by Blek02 June 17, 2022
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ninja noise

Ninja noise is the electrically induced noise as a result of a ninja uncertainty quantum probability state of a room. Lighted rooms tend to have less ninjas than a dark room.
Ninja noise is an electrically induced noise due to the statistical presence of ninjas.

A lighted living room of around 30m^2 has an average estimated amount of 20 ninja's. Dark rooms approach quantum levels that make it impossible to estimate the amount of ninja's mathematically. Because of the statistical backgrounds, one can never tell if ninjas are there. Only the probability due to the quantum ninja wave function. According to the principle of Heisenberg, the position of the ninja and the speed can never be determined at the same time.
by Zan-sensei September 25, 2013
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ninja bread

Ninja Bread, a small group of friends in a school classroom. It is usually has 3-5 group members who are kind and funny. They have meetings outside to discuss what they are going to do as a team.
Look at that group of friends!
Yeah, that’s the Ninja Bread!
by Starboy/Matthew Ferguson July 3, 2018
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cyber ninja

A term relating to hackers and scammers who are getting better at covering their tracks or fooling the public into falling for their tricks.
If you think the most common cyber scam still involves deposed Nigerian royalty eliciting your help to extract fortunes from African banks, your time machine has stalled. Cyber ninjas have become far more creative, sophisticated and inscrutable.
by OmegaFactor October 7, 2013
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Ninja Dart

When enter a room unseen, occupied by 3 or more people, and ejaculate on someone then leave with out being seen.
I can't wait to ninja dart that bitch tonight!
by Mudmanjr June 12, 2018
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lewd ninja

Someone who shamelessly sends lewd images to people that like pornography and is proud of it.
"I'm going to talk to my lewd ninja to see if he has any hentai for me."
by LewdNinja January 15, 2020
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