MAGA-tard

A supporter of Donald Trump.

Cracker-Barrel was full of MAGA-tards, of course.

by Patton Freakin' Oswalt September 7, 2022

tard

a person doing something annoying or stupid

look at that tard

by ian1179 January 14, 2009

Tard

To airy rectified drumstick
The act of not listening to someones side of the story

Twonk is a tard

by Wumaxon August 9, 2023

finsta tards

the most amazing instagram on the whole site. they make everything better and if your not following finsta.tards idk what your thinking

have you seen the #lit post finsta tards posted?
finsta tards is #betterthanyou

by a saucer in a near by boat 🚣‍♀️ April 23, 2018

Tard nap

The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.

"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."

by Christopher Sessions December 8, 2020

Fuck tard

A person who is incredibly stupid beyond human imagination.

Wow, simone and valerio are fuck tards

by Mackol December 2, 2019

Urie Tarded

A way of insulting someone by tricking them into asking about someone called Urie. Sounds like you're retarded. Similar to Joe Mama.

Person 1: Hey do you know Urie?
Person 2: No, who's Urie?
Person 1: Urie Tarded!
Person 2: *Goes and cries in a corner*

by Urie Mama September 14, 2021