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Fuck tard

Guy 1: "Bro my dogs a fuck tard he shit in the middle of the damn road"

Guy2: "damn he really is a fucktard"
by The urban 101 July 3, 2023
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Wee-tard

A midget who has intellectual disabilities.
You: Did you see that wee-tard?

Friend: No, where?

You: Nevermind. You can't see him. He just walked behind a mini cooper.
by Red Handed Bandit March 7, 2019
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Tech-tarded

(n.) A person with little or no knowledge of media/technology and/or technological advancement- due to living under a rock, in a cryogenic sleep chamber, or just plain too stubborn and say "Well, I'm just old-school."
Man, my tech-tarded Dad decided he's not using the online mapping system, instead we're using dowsing rods and a compass for our drive to the ocean. This should be interesting.
by FNBWRD;) April 16, 2021
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cocky-tard

a guy who thinks he knows it all but is actually full of shit.
dude 1: "who do you think is gonna win the election?"
dude 2: "not that black guy. he keeps contradicting himself."
dude 1: "how?"
dude 2: "IDK! he just does! i'm not voting for him."
dude 1: "you don't know shit about shit. quit being a cocky-tard."
by jaudrey February 19, 2009
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finsta tards

the most amazing instagram on the whole site. they make everything better and if your not following finsta.tards idk what your thinking
have you seen the #lit post finsta tards posted?
finsta tards is #betterthanyou
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Tard nap

The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.
"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."
by Christopher Sessions December 8, 2020
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