GIRLFRIEND X DAD

im sorry what? are you ok do you need help what would ship that WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY Y WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY Y WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY FUCK YOU NO NO ONE SHOULD SHIP THESE

jake: i ship GIRLFRIEND X DAD
\everyone: what

jake: what

at that momment jake as died

by eeeeeeaeee May 26, 2021

My dad is roblox

what a big noob would say when they are refused robux

noob:"WOAH U HAVE LIMITED CAN I HAVE ROUX1/1??!?1/?!/!?!?!?1/?1?!??!/!?!??1//1?!?"
me: Sorry, i only give robux to my fre-
noob: "PLS PLES PLEASE"
me:sorry bud, no.
noob:"MY DAD IS ROBLOX HE WILL BAN YOU!!11!1!1!!!!1!!"

by thegolddoggy(roblox) April 12, 2021

My dad James

The most incredible, amazing, and awesomest person on the entire planet. He has the coolest beard and hats and he is the most incredible person to ever exist and I love him so so so so so so much!!!!

My dad James is the best dad ever! He bought me a game I’ve always wanted for $30 on my ps4 because he loves me more than anything. 💖

by James’ daughter July 25, 2022

Roleplay Colt’s Dad

This is another way to tell someone to kill themselves

You should roleplay colt’s dad on god,

by Kanye_supporter5 November 7, 2023

Little League Dad

A little league dad is the male equivalent to a soccer mom;
white

middle-upper middle class
office drone
kids have names like hannah, tyler, becky, and zachary
kids usually enrolled in 1 or more extra-curricular activity (mainly little league baseball)
Usually a decently nice person, but when they're in the stands when their kid is at the bat, they are BLOODTHIRSTY.

Person 1: "I was walking by a baseball game, and when some kid got a home run, this dude fucking LOST IT."
Person 2: "Definitely a little league dad."

by Phazerrr July 7, 2022

ur dad lesbian

More Insulting Than ur mom gae and Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил,
На правое дело он поднял народы,
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил.
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
В победе бессмертных идей коммунизма
Мы видим грядущее нашей страны
И Красному знамени славной Отчизны
Мы будем всегда беззаветно верны!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт

timmy:ur mom big le gay
tommy:ur dad lesbian
timmy:dies again

XD

by C0d3br34k3r April 20, 2020

stay-at-home Dad

A man who has chosen to take the traditionally female role of tacking care of the kids and other household tasks, such as cooking and cleaning. Stay-at-home Dads are usually people who have failed at other manly pursuits, and lack any real skills or expertise.

Zachary is a Stay-at-home Dad because his wife makes all the money, and he sits at home playing computer games and arguing on the internet all day.

by Sorcery March 12, 2009