have-a da stupid

have-a da stupid is a phrase often said by mothers from a foreign country when their children do something dumb, idiotic or stupid.

Guido: "Aye, ma. OH! I'm in jail. OH! You gotta bail me out. OH!"
Guido's Mom: "Guido, my son. Why are you in jail?"
Guido: "OH! I pulled out my penis. OH! I ran up to a cop. OH! Then, I jumped up, and slapped him across the face with it. OH!"
Guido's Mom: "Do you have-a da stupid?"

by Brock_Lee September 4, 2022

stupid slutty whore

a woman or man who fucks with any one and wears shit that is to small to show off there body

OMG! Katy is the biggest fucking stupid slutty whore ever.

by Kissa June 5, 2007

stupid statistic whore

a stupid whore who does whatever her friends tell her to.

that hollie marsh is such a stupid statistic whore, her best friend told her sucking dick is good and she beleived him.

by giggity85 March 20, 2010

quit acting stupid

A sarcastic way of telling someone that what they just did was stupid and you hope they were only acting that dumb

Matt decided to sheet the wall before squaring it up. I told him to quit acting stupid

by Kook November 21, 2014

stupid fucking gay

1. noun A homosexual male who befriends everyone they can in order to manipulate them. They are usually ugly and cannot find anyone to have sex with.

2. noun An annoying and stupid person who is universally despised.

3. adjective Really bad.

1. He's only being nice because he's a stupid fucking gay.

2. Simone is a stupid fucking gay.

3. I can't start my car because the stupid fucking gay battery is flat.

by laminated April 30, 2006

hit by a stupid stick

Used to describe some one's "poor" behavior, unsafe behavior or a person's inability to practice proper social skills.

I could not believe how you handled that situation! You must have been "hit by a stupid stick" this morning.

by Jakatola July 19, 2009

woke up stupid

An excuse used after making a series of mistakes within a short amount of time, or otherwise having an off day that is uncharacteristic of normal performance. Generally used as a way to play it off during an otherwise embarrassing situation.

Boss: Jim, you were late for work and now you can't seem to get things together. What is the matter with you?

Jim: Sorry boss, I've been having kind of an off day. I guess I woke up stupid this morning.

Boss: Well get it together, or tomorrow you will wake up unemployed!

<Note: This example is for demonstration purposes only. It is not recommended to use this term in any professional capacity, as it may lead to an overall perception of incompetence. Safest usage is among friends.>

by rawkr July 29, 2010