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Straight Fuck 

When two straight dudes fuck
Broski 1:"Hey bro, wanna come over and straight fuck? My girlfriend isn't really feelin' it tonight."

Broski 2: "Hell yeah bro, anytime tonight"
Straight Fuck by Brosketti May 5, 2020

straight head 

When a song is so good that the sensation of listening to it is the equivalent to receiving head. A term usually used by horny eboys
Person 1: hey did you hear that new gunna album?

Person 2: yeah its aight

Person 1: Damn, i thought it was straight head
straight head by Enrone May 22, 2020

Straight Anal 

Straight Anal is a sex move where a straight couple (man and woman) perform anal. However, it is not the penis that is getting inserted into the woman's arsehole. The woman is inserting her vagina/tit into the man's arsehole. The man can be lying down and the woman can sit sideways across his arsehole facing either backwards or forwards if vagina inserting. If tit inserting, she should lie down on top of him and insert her tit.
Keith-'Yo Tim how was last night with Sommer'
Tim-'Bro we tried Straight Anal, it felt weird but was good'
Keith-'I need to try this with Riley'

straight as an einstein rosen bridge 

straightest muthafucka in the omniverse but $20 is $20 man shit
perpatrator: dat nigga straight as an einstein rosen bridge
police officionado : damn straight

Straight spy 

Straight spy is a name commonly used by Tik Tok users to address a straight person who is not on the straight side of Tik Tok but ended up on the Gay side. Straight spies are usually very supporting and easygoing individuals that are interested in the Gay community and in the content that is usually associated with them.
Person: You're on the Gay side of Tik Tok, right?
Straight spy: Yeah, I am.
Person: So you're gay?
Straight spy: No, I am straight.
Person: So how did you end up on the Gay side?
Straight spy: I'm simply a Straight spy.
Straight spy by aquxertha July 1, 2020

Straight head 

When a man asks another man for head. But they’re wearing Socks
“He just asked me for straight head!!!!”

*panic*