Social Intelligence

The requisite capacity of a person or agent to perceive immediate domain of influence and act or interact, in ways that enhances their purpose without diminishing personal values or that of others.

Having attained mastery in drawing his graffiti, all that’s left is the social intelligence to relate with the interested patrons and profit.

by Ixrael Lee September 22, 2018

social clopen

When a retail slave closes the store, gets wasted at a bar or party, then has to open the next day. Occurs as the result of a scheduling snafu where the retail manager overhears that his or her retail robots are going to a party and makes the schedule such that they get 8 hours in between shifts to party, eat, sleep, shower, iron clothes and shave. As a result, the retail robots typically omit many of those steps (especially the ironing clothes part), and go to work wasted the next morning, if at all.

Knowing he had to be at work at 5 a.m. the next day for inventory, James social clopened, threw a kegger, and ultimately threw up all over the office the next morning.

by bodazzle July 6, 2010

Social Distancing

Keeping your Corona breath away from everyone else 5ft bitch

some bitch: keep yo stank ass corona cough away from me hoe, its social distancing

by SimpTings April 2, 2020

socially interesting

People who are classy and dedicated to doing community service, while at the same time are well rounded and have a good sense of humor. Pirates of the Spanish main

Pirates are socially interesting but have good morals

by urdandictionary December 16, 2013

Social Event

The thing that makes introverts hearts pump as fast as they would if they were exercising. Gives much anxiety

“Hey can you come to a social event tomorrow?”
“Um yeah I guess”
The next day
“oh my god why did I agree to this I hate people”

by sadbish March 1, 2019

Social Entitlement

Someone who feels they are entitled to a social cause and their own opinions and experiences are the only thing that matters. They believe they are the arbitrators of the truth.

Their social entitlement is on full display in their content.

by Anonymous Taggers May 27, 2022

social chair

Elected to sit around with their thumbs in their butts and command freshmen to do all of the work; essentially an untouchable in the Indian caste system in terms of worth to making parties happen

"The social chairs are so damn worthless, all they do is drink the freshmen's alcohol and take shits during late night"

by walkdawg69bigboosh March 9, 2017