I've been living back in my hometown for two years now after Peace Corps, I'm getting restless. What can I say, I've got sand in my shoes.
by artichokegirl April 26, 2019
Get the sand in my shoesmug. Setting your foot down into a diaper with lots of poop, and trying to pick it up but the diaper gets stuck to your foot for a second like that of a shoe.
Poop shoe.
Poop shoe.
Here's some tea, Becky. Did you hear what happened to Jenny? Someone witnessed her put an open diaper on the floor while she finished putting on her childs clean diaper, and her mommy brain made her forget about it so she set her foot down and got the poop shoe !
by Don't trust me, I'm not a doc November 1, 2020
Get the Poop shoemug. A common used word when a teacher or boss is coming, a type of warning for the other workers or students
by John Krakmeire April 20, 2018
Get the shoesmug. his shoes are delightfully polished. Although they lack in laces they r made up for by his big heart and kind souk
by stebry September 4, 2025
Get the liams shoesmug. by deerpineapple3 December 2, 2018
Get the shoesmug. Shoes- shoes r- well.. the houses/ beds for your feet, shoes can come in many forms because- humans like to overcomplicate things...
Shoes are for your feet- to hide your feet, cause there is no such thing as pretty feet ( sorry for those who love there feet or have a foot fetish ) you know what feet are so ugly we invented a second layer to hide them- socks.
Shoes are for your feet- to hide your feet, cause there is no such thing as pretty feet ( sorry for those who love there feet or have a foot fetish ) you know what feet are so ugly we invented a second layer to hide them- socks.
Your feet: ” im cold and everyone is staring at me”
You: “no problem one second...”
* put on socks *
You: “ no wait your not hidden enough you can still se the shape of your feet”
- adds shoes -
You : “ Perfect “ 👌🏻
You: “no problem one second...”
* put on socks *
You: “ no wait your not hidden enough you can still se the shape of your feet”
- adds shoes -
You : “ Perfect “ 👌🏻
by That_artsyweirdo November 6, 2019
Get the Shoesmug. 