Penis Pullers

Another word for skinny jeans except, that these will make your penis size decrease, and make you a social outcast hence the name Penis Pullers.

Look at that dude he's totally rocking Penis Pullers

by RomeyPooh March 30, 2011

penis with lotion

1. Apparently wins you $1,000 Family Feud.
2. "Name something you love to touch because of the way it feels" Some slut: "Penis with lotion"

Search up "The Best WTFGameshow Moment. Ever." By sagermaster15, You'll see what penis with lotion means.

by THE NIGGER WHO STOLE YOUR BIKE June 6, 2010

penis mentality

When a person thinks like a "guy," but is not a guy. The "spread your seed" mentality and way of life that is usually unconventional, or even unacceptable. Usually an adopted lifestyle by a young woman.

"Like, omg, Paris Hilton has total penis mentality, she's dated everyone, not that she cares to remember them. Just another notch on her..."

by gtrav January 22, 2009

[penis swear]

Similar to a pinky swear, two people must have sex to prove that they are telling the truth. In effect; swearing on the penis.

"I would totally be the best you've had in the sack."
"penis swear?"

by Team J March 28, 2009

The Big Penis

It's what you get when you see something really nice.

"Some Famous Female Who Force My Penis To Become The Big Penis."

by G motherfuckin G April 6, 2018

Penis Head

a Penis Head is a bald person.

Hey, Penis Head! I’m walking here!

by Yesterday PS3D March 26, 2020

Ear penis

Synonym for wet willy; shoving your wet finger down someone’s ear

Tommy: “I don’t know why my manager got so pissed at me”
Ben: “Maybe because you gave him a big stinky ear penis”

by Mrinfectedtesticles March 5, 2020