sam penis

The world's biggest penis in all of creation know as a almighty God of penises

My boyfriend has a Sam penis that's why I love him

by Micheal the beast 69 April 13, 2017

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[penis swear]

Similar to a pinky swear, two people must have sex to prove that they are telling the truth. In effect; swearing on the penis.

"I would totally be the best you've had in the sack."
"penis swear?"

by Team J November 07, 2008

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penis hand

when one touches their penis and scrotum with their hand and then wipes it on another's face

Brown Starr just gave Betsy penis hand.

by Walter Jenkins March 02, 2010

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Penis Trout

A guy that has an irresistible penis that always attracts the ladies. It will always be massive in size and and will always know what it's doing. Normally used in jealousy and/or annoyance.

Dude! You just scored two threesomes in one night! You're such a penis trout!

by LordChikin June 04, 2017

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Sand Penis

Not to be confused with sad penis a sand penis is a lump of sand that has made its way into the bottoms of a girls bathing suit, creating the illusion of a tiny little bob

Sally: Kate u have a sand penis
Kate: it’s bigger that ur man’z
Sally: *dies*

by Ihaveakiwi July 16, 2018

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