Mark New

The term of identifying something with the word 'new' but personalising it to sound like a man with a double barreled surname by adding the prefix 'Mark'
Are we going to the Mark New Forest today?

Have you been to Mark New York City?

Do you like films from the French Mark New Wave?
by the bezerker February 20, 2009
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New Jerker

Noun: A person from the state of New Jersey.
Mike: "Did you see the latest episode of Jersey Shore?"
Jeff: "Yeah, those New Jerkers really trigger me though."
by Hodor76 February 09, 2017
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In later news,

A phrase begining a mock news story about how good or bad the reprocusions of someones "great idea" could inevitably be.
Good idea:

Edison- Lets create a device that produces light, without burning oil!

Ford- In later news, two man geniuses create quite possibly the most revolutionary device to date

Edison- Really bro?

Bad Idea:
Tom- Bro lets make a spaceship and go find hot alien babes to...

Brady- In later news, two young men were arrested today and brought up on charges of conspiracy, apparently planning to blow up a major US landmark

Tom- Your such a douche sometimes, you know that?
by DestroyerofEpicsausce July 06, 2010
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New Arbusto

USA after 7 years of W.
Welcome to New Arbusto, y'all
by collegemomma October 15, 2008
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New Zealand

A Twitter Phannie (Dan and Phil fan), @moonrisedjh , posted a tweet with the caption “dan: im gay

phannies, ex phannies and random people:” referencing dan’s coming out video. Instead of attaching the right picture, she accidentally added a picture of New Zealand. Now people use it as a reaction picture.
“When you realise Dan and Phil shit in the same toilet so their asses have kissed picture of New Zealand
by phannieeeeeee July 02, 2019
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New Zealand

A country near the pacific islands which is the 2nd least corrupt government, we actually have fresh air and no wild predators (must be strange for Australians), almost everywhere you go is scenic plus we are known for our friendliness. New Zealand is a wonderful place and I know it’s annoying that you might have to go near or over the hell hole they call Australia but NZ is worth it.
Person 1 - Where should I go for my holiday?

Person 2 - New Zealand, Obviously
by Charlotte 432 January 09, 2019
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