chocolate moose tracks

When you leave shit covered, mushroom stamps across a girls back after fucking her in the ass.

After pounding her ass, I left some chocolate moose tracks on that bitch's back.

by DarkSilver June 2, 2014

cow moose

A straple like creature that has a leftovers hair cut and is one ugly dude

A cow moose walked by me.

by Skfneigebeidenbeduudje June 8, 2016

Smokey moose knuckle

When you smoke a bowl and pack the bowl down with your finger then finger a girl with your resin finger

I smoked a fat one and gave this girl a smokey moose knuckle

by Turning point May 12, 2016

rising moose

A hairy boner.

Back in Canada they called me the Rising Moose .

by ComicSanss May 16, 2016

walker moose

A big fat dick because no one likes him and is a loney bitch Because he is gay

Man walker moose sucks sooo much dick

by Bobbythebuilder666 April 6, 2017

mongoloian moose knuckles

Same as camel toe on fatter and wider

Damn she smuggling mongoloian moose knuckles

by Bucknasty17 August 5, 2017

Matt Mojsej

A male figure that is worldly known for having a 13” cock.... not only that but he is very good at his sports and you should watch out he might be in your moms bed tonight

I opened up my moms room tonight and I saw matt Mojsej doing my mom what a great day

by Any land is your land December 6, 2017