Logan. He’s probably the popular kid. He’s dated a lot of people. But then he finds you. You start out as besties. You start dating. He makes a mistake and you guys break up. Yet he comes back. He’s changed. You get back together. If you have logan please never let him go. He is amazing. He is the love of your life. Your the love of his life. He’s the cutest and the funniest. Never let him go. Take care of him. Tell him you love him. He’s hilarious. Joke with him. Love him. Don’t let him go. Your lucky to have him. His heart is only for one girl. He seems like a heartbreaker but not for you, if your special.
by Heloohihihleol April 14, 2020
A popular boy’s name from 2020- a derogatory name to call someone, typically a boy between the ages of 10-18, used in the same way as ‘Karen’ (which usually refers to middle-aged women).
For example, a Logan is a disrespectful kid with a fluffy tiktok haircut that makes him look like an overgrown 2012 Justin Bieber. He’s got a dirt bike and thinks it’s funny asf to bark at pretty girls and acts like it isn’t rude or stupid. He constantly chases clout but feels nothing inside. Obnoxious and no one thinks he’s actually funny, at least once they get out of middle school.
For example, a Logan is a disrespectful kid with a fluffy tiktok haircut that makes him look like an overgrown 2012 Justin Bieber. He’s got a dirt bike and thinks it’s funny asf to bark at pretty girls and acts like it isn’t rude or stupid. He constantly chases clout but feels nothing inside. Obnoxious and no one thinks he’s actually funny, at least once they get out of middle school.
“That Logan over there catcalled me, and he’s dressed and acts like a twelve year old boy. God, how can anyone be so like— not self-aware?”
by Mandy V. December 06, 2023
Logan's give the best blowies. Once, I had a Logan blow me and it was orgasmic. However, Logan's have a very tight anuses, making anal sex very hard for them. Logan has dwarfism, and although his two legs are small his third leg is that of a Clydesdale, and boy does he know how to use it. All in all Logan's are perfect little creatures.
by Thefatandthefurious September 29, 2021
Logan's give the best blowies. Once, I had a Logan blow me and it was orgasmic. However, Logan's have a very tight anus, making anal sex very hard for them. Logan is a midget, and although his two legs are small his third leg his that of a Clydesdale, and boy does he know how to use it. All in all Logan's are perfect little creatures.
by Thefatandthefurious September 29, 2021
A Logan is a mentally challenged fuckboy who also happens to be a freshman. He is good a biking though.
by Intellectual with chicks October 10, 2019
Y U so Logan Logan Paul ?
by U Gud Bruh ? January 11, 2018
Logan, the baddest motherfucker you will ever meet. He is tall, muscular, and will probably kick your ass so hard in a fight. He is naturally good at all sports and handsome. He generally has a good attitude, but don’t piss him off because he will SERIOUSLY fuck you up.
Look at that Logan over there. Isn’t that Logan so handsome I just want him. Look at that asshole Logan. That Logan stole my girl.
by Badboi69420 February 25, 2022