chain wallet lesbian

A female who is attracted to the same sex and resemble the kind of lady you see in prison not in porn.

Lindsay Lohan is totally getting violated by a chain wallet lesbian right now. Yeah, but I'd still watch.

by Ruffalowned July 24, 2010

Lesbian Water Polo

A warmed up Fleets or regular bag enema is administered to a female 'bottom' and she's told to 'hold it in' by her girlfriend, who then mounts and fucks her with a strap-on until she either wins by cumming and releasing it, or can't hold it and explodes all over both of them, whichever happens first! Usually 'played' on the toilet or in the tub for obvious reasons...

"You and Rebecca left the club rather early last night...what kind of mischief did you two minx's get yourselves into?"

"I took her home for a little round of Lesbian Water Polo!"

"Ohhh...and how did it go? Everything cum out all right?"

"Clean as a whistle!"

by BettiBleu October 17, 2013

ur dad lesbian

the greatest insult in the universe/ the only insult greater than "ur mom gay"

normie: ur mom gay
Chad: ur dad lesbian
normie: SHiitt *fucking has a heart attack and fucking implodes

by @_gay.icon_ December 3, 2020

lesbian kissing prank

basically when random girls walk up to other girls and make out the shit out of them. it usually has to play a game or they just plain do it. you'll find some on youtube and the comments say it's fake. but people still very much enjoy it.

"dude i was watching a lesbian kissing prank and i got extra horny"

by HellYeahGirlski June 5, 2017

lesbian hot box

Having too many lesbian scenes in a tv show.

Man that show "The 100" turned into a lesbian hot box!

by Word Maestro July 18, 2017

lesbian circle of death

The formation that occurs with or without intention towards the end of a party held primarily by queer women. Often resulting in innapropriate and sometimes repetitive conversation due to restricted seating arrangement and having an ex seated on either side.

"I had fun at the party but drew the short straw when the lesbian circle of death happened. They sat me next to Cara!"

by ExquisiteAmaze April 10, 2015

faux lesbian kissing

the act of two women kissing for shock value on tv/movies/real life

btw faux means fake in french for all of you uncultured swines who didn't know that

faux lesbian kissing hasn't been taboo since 1994

by isabel The Lesbian July 9, 2018