lemon

easy, coming from rhyming slang (cockney slang) lemon squeasy/peasy meaning easy

Girl1: what did you think of that test?
Girl2: lemon.

by go.shorty August 13, 2009

Lemon Tequila

Saying a girl is a sort, from the song Green Light - Roll Deep: "Lemon. Tequila. Salt!"

Lad: "Mate, you see that girl last night, she was banging"
Lad 2: "Yeah, Lemon Tequila!"

by Jamie Bendog April 20, 2011

Lemonass

Lemonass is when the booty looks lovely and taste remarkable, but stinks like musty old eggs. Lemonass focuses on the persons assets on ones body; however, the smell of the person's assets is unappealing.

Person A : "Girl you have a nice lemonass}"

Person B: "DAMMMM GIVE YOU HAVE LEMONASS~"

by Ashlight December 11, 2018

Ponderosa Lemon

Used as a treat. When you cut a lemon in half and smash one half in someone’s eye, and the other half up their ass.

I’ll give you a ponderosa lemon!

by Squiddlydiddlychainsaw June 2, 2018

broken down lemonade stand

when a woman stands over a man and extracts vaginal juice and pours it on the mans eyebrows

very similar to the rusty iron bullet

Dude that chick was so crazy she asked me to do the broken down lemonade stand, my eyebrows were disgusting for weeks

by cliff poopdick July 22, 2009

lemon grenade

The most lethal weapon to ever be placed on this... thingamawhatsit.

Meggie and Sashi have a lemon grenade. I am afraid to speak to them now.

by Sashi April 21, 2005

Lemon Face

1. Term used to describe the unexpected or unwelcome delivery of any of the various male fluids onto a woman's face, resulting in a "scrunched up" facial expression as though the girl had just bitten into a sour lemon.

2. The permanent facial expression of Ellen Degenerates, as if she'd "just smelled poo" or caught a whiff of sour milk from an old carton in the refrigerator.

"She must have been really drunk, because when I climaxed she didn't make her usual lemon face".

"She started off with a few apple martinis, and ended up with a lemon face."

"She seemed to like the sex up until the climax, when she made a lemon face."

by Mark_J February 19, 2009