Jordan

Jordan is the smexiest Disney princess you will ever meet.
Jordan is 6 foot, that is from side to side.

Person #1- Why does Jordan know so much about Disney princess
Person #2-Because he is one

by Jordan=Princess November 28, 2021

Jordan

Jordan is a boy just like no other. But don’t get me wrong if he is angry at somthing he won’t wait for a first punch. Jordan’s are funny,caring,stupid and cute alit of girls like him Jordan’s like girls who he can get along with and who he has things in common with Jordan’s are often the first to get there and the last to leave they are like night owls up in the night asleep in the day Jordan’s often like girls for long periods of time and a like turns into a love don’t break Jordan’s ❤️ Bc trust me you will pay

Girl1:omg did you see that guy Jordan oooo so hot
Girl2: ya but he has a girlfriend

Girl1:that’s shit bro

Girl2:I know aye

by Fuck off bro July 2, 2019

Michael Jordan

An individual who played through an era of out of prime players, and unskilled rookies. Although, for some reason he receives praise for his perfect finals record even though none of the teams that he played would be a #7 seed in today's game.

Mike: Hey I beat my 2 year old son in a 1v1
Me: lol, you are such a Michael Jordan.

by LeBron Es La Cabra July 11, 2017

kory jordan

a fat dude with no girls.

Wow Kory Jordan has no swag what so ever.

by Mean Roaster5000 February 23, 2017

Jordan

A substitute for the N-word

Person 1: bruh i hate jordans

Person 2: Same

by Swankers April 10, 2021

Jordan

An energetic and sweet, Jordan’s automatically win at life. Jordan’s are cute, funny, athletic, caring, kind- hearted, and amazing people. A Jordan is someone you want to have in your life forever... so treat them right!!

Friend: crying
Jordan: talk to me... it’s gonna be ok i promise.

by nellahegasekoorb April 25, 2020

Jordan

Usually like to bully others but is also described as a DOM NAAI

“Jordan is a real dim naai”

by Micael.brown November 21, 2023