blonde moment

When someone who isn't blonde does something stupid, or forgets something obvious.

"Duh! Blonde moment!" said the brunette, after tripping over the cat.

by funkyseaweed October 5, 2003

A proud moment

Simply put, it's when one comes up with a thought, action, or saying that makes the user look like an idiot. From inventing odd techniques, like the drill or the jackhammer, to coming up with sayings that have no relevance in anyway to the current moment or conversation. Don't be sad though. Everyone has a moment or two. Some just have more than others.

Running into Family Mart while doing the drill in mid-air was a proud moment for everyone who saw.

You can stick that into your box of proud moments now.

by Daikirai September 12, 2008

Lakeshore moment

When someone has a moment of distinct stupidity and/or ignorance; can be synonymous with blonde moment; derived from Lakeshore High School in St. Clair Shores, Michigan and mostly used by future, current, and former students of rival school Lakeview.

Wow. He was really stupid there. Must've been a Lakeshore moment.

by Aiden Caleb August 4, 2008

SAD MOMENT

IT IS WHEN A FAT KID IS BEING PUSSY WHIPPED BY A GIRL, BUT IS NOT GETTING THE PUSSY.

RYAN TENNEY IS HAVING A FAGGY SAD MOMENT BECAUSE WHIT IS MAD AT HIM.

by DR.HUGECOCK April 17, 2009

sperm of the moment

The act of messing around/flirting with a girl (or guy) simply because your bored or no one else worth messing with is around. The act occurs spur of the moment.

-Ey man, why was you messin' with her all yesterday?
-I dunno, sperm of the moment.
-Ohhh, I gotcha.

by C-Hud August 23, 2005

blonde moment

when a blonde haired person does something ditzsy,clumsy,stupid,etc.

Wow I just fell on my face!Whoa Im having a blonde moment!!

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

blonde moment

An instant of such complete idiocy that it could only be perpetrated by a blonde.

The entire class froze when the dumb blonde yelled out "Viva Mexico!"

by Anonymous October 2, 2003