house nigga

a black person that performs the acts of a slave, specifically household chores and work indoors.

shaniqua; "baby, fold my laundry and do the dishes."
tyrone; "bitch please! i ain't your house nigga!"

by babyshoes January 3, 2008

gingerbread house

A gang bang with only natural read-heads

I was walking to my friend Josh's house, only to walk into a gay gingerbread house.

by Buttnumbers September 25, 2017

house of fun

House of prostitution

The value of the dollar is dropping faster than his pants at a house of fun

by Hooking Bob July 4, 2008

lap house

You know one of those houses you walk into, and it's so freakin' filthy, that you REALLY don't wanna sit down, but you make yourself do it just to be nice. Therefore you keep your hands on your lap at all times, because the fact that your butt has to touch this couch is more than enough. Cuz this is the place the where you just might happen to look over and see a rat whispering sweet nothings into your ear, or look down and see a roach polishing your shoes with three little roach hands out asking you for change.
And you just KNOW all 13 of those cats are secretly plotting to kill U ....slowly.

You've been in that house before.... you don't need an example.

OKAAAAAYYYY...

Maaan, me and that preacher were trapped up in that dude's lap house for an hour and a half talkin' 'bout Jesus, and the whole time I was like "Jesus don't wanna come in here! ....I think I inhaled some dog hair."

Man I gotta get up and get on these chores. My crib's startin' to look like a real lap house.

(note* term can also be applied to a fitting mode of transportation, i.e. "Lap car" or "Lap truck". However, "lap snowmobile" or "lap motorcycle" does not apply, due to the non-enclosed nature of these vehicular transports. Besides, who wants to ride a snowmoblie or a motorcycle with their hands in ther lap? Why, that's just downright foolhardy and dangerous.)

(alt. term: "Crap House". House so dirtry you turtle-head'n like a prarie dog cuz you REALLY don't wanna take a crap there! ....plus it looks like utter crap.)

by Manny Styles! June 29, 2011

the house band

house band = good music

litened to the house band today.
you lucky bitch.

by silverstoner April 18, 2007

Ghostbuster House

Urban slang for a party house/drug house, usually due to a frequent amount of hallucinations.

A song by Slimecore artist, 'Heavy Sixer'

"We livin' at the motha fuckin' Ghostbuster House!"

by Kennard Ritch August 21, 2010

house of horror

reffers to a painting or a piece or art that is either hard to look at, badly painted and/or scary to look at

"wow that painting is a bit house of horror isnt it ?"

by alfie alphonse May 22, 2006