David Hasselhoff

Very magnetic! Germans are supposed to be OBSESSED with him but really don’t know who he is.

Randomperson#1: “hey Roman did you get the science worksheet done?”
Roman: “yeah I did”
Randomperson#1: “can you help me?”
Roman: “yeah sure! Under non-magnetic I put underwear and, under magnetic I put David Hasselhoff!”
Randomperson#1 “why?”
Roman: “no homo”

by Thebuffestboi November 9, 2018

David Hirsch

He is your weird English teacher. He loves puns and hates when you sneeze in his class. David will make fun of you in class and not feel bad about it. He also has an odd grading scale and “doesn’t believe in percentages”. He has retired from teaching and freshmen will never have to go through his English class again.

Wow, you’re such a David Hirsch.

by A Tale of Two Cities July 27, 2019

Nash David

Nash David is a slang term probably originating from the 1819 comic "David!" used to describe a very masculine man usually with a HUGE package that is a dark horse type character with good taste. Typical Nash David's swoop in to rescue distraught maidens with large breasts and wet cookies. They make all the ladies swoon but are for some reason unavailable to any of them for long. Be wary of these creatures! They are chiseled, handsome men, and the smell of their testosterone can and will bring all women in proximity into a primitive mindset, incapable of reason, or refusal of business. The most common usage of the term Nash David is to describe men who are often in short-term relationships, leaving the female counterpart distraught upon his depature.

"Nelly's all broke up about that man leavin'."
"He's just a Nash David..."

by Joe Clien December 12, 2022

David Lopez

The fattest and shortest white man you'll ever see. He has a hitler cut and tries to act cool. He plays basketball but is absolutely shit and airballs every shot he makes.

Look its a gay David Lopez

by NiggerBAller42069 April 27, 2022

David Bloomer

Raised by a pack of savage Asians, David Bloomer is a closet gayman that roller skates around the parking lot of the PC. More times than not, you can find a David Bloomer sipping some nasty ass concoction of herbs and roots while contemplating the philosophy of philosophy.

Look at this little David Bloomer looking mofo on roller blades drinking a matcha tea......

by Shrimpin Aint EZ September 8, 2022

wet david

Like a wet willy except in the ass

I gave that bitch a wet david

by demonkid December 7, 2014

David Irving

Holocaust denying douche, who used that fact that he is a historian as a shield to deny he was, and still is a neo-nazi, actually sued someone, who stated he was a holocaust denier, he lost the case. Now is in prison in Austria, for stating the Holocaust is a lie.

Oh and he was a big supporter of apartheid in South Africa.

David Irving is now in Prison, I hope he enjoys his shower buddies.

by SiD Hawth October 17, 2006